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Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41412) - you deserved it (5814)

On 05/02/2013 at 4:27am - misc - by inyobeddd (man) - United States (California)

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Being gay doesn't stop you from looking.

#1 - On 05/02/2013 at 10:19am by Welshite

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You could have fantasized she was a "chick with a dick."

It's funny that you don't deny staring, you just say that you don't have a sexual reason for staring. It's still creepy -- cut it out!

#15 - On 05/02/2013 at 10:24am by perdix

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