kill me now
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
🌶️ Spicy
Nice!
Today, I realised I've sucked dick to every Simon Pegg movie. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Wickls
United Kingdom
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
Annoyed
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while giving my boyfriend what I thought was an amazing blow job, he asked me if I'd seen Kung Fu Panda 3 yet. FML
Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
the critic
Saint Catharines, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
MyChemicalRomantic
🌶️ Spicy
Not that handy
Today, I found out that I can never go to my local cinema again. Not just because of the current lockdown, no. The guy I gave an embarrassing, drunken hand job at a party to works there. FML
Anonymous
What is the real feeling?
Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmm, twins
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
funnyERstory
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That sucks
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Top comments
organizse 28
That really blows.
nainai_09 14
Wtf ?
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organizse 28
That really blows.
nainai_09 14
Wtf ?
Regulate 21
<p>Even Run, Fatboy, Run?</p>
RichardPencil 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's probably more fun than watching a Simon Pegg movie. (And I'm 100% heterosexual!)
Silverfeathery 21
Must be something about Simon Pegg...
fmlinact 12
Anyone feel like watching a Simon Pegg movie? When's the next one cuming out :P?
stoneybadger78 6
That's over 43 dicks sucked!
D0minik 9
could all be the same dick. hopefully. Stay classy San Diego
D0minik 9
that can be the same dick just 's lot of times. Hopefully. stay classy San Diego
Balphleair 24
Your life sucks
Arashikage 18
If only there was a button to show that instead of typing it out
J352SAURUS 30
I think the comment has more to do with the "sucks" part... referring to blow jobs...
badassmf1234 22
You must really like Simon Pegg
Talis99 26
What brought you to even figure that out?