Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML
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FrutLoopDingus
| 19
You young whippersnappers shouldn't be that close anyways
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thewcloner
| 22
Maybe they were killer plants?
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FrutLoopDingus
| 19
You young whippersnappers shouldn't be that close anyways
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FrootLoopDingus
| 4
We have an imposter in our mist.
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friedpwnadge
| 25
This is a police matter. OP was assaulted and their phone could have gotten wet as well.
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FrutLoopDingus
| 19
I was here first I just choose to spell my name this way
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thewcloner
| 22
Maybe they were killer plants?
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hippodankamus
| 22
Yeah, maybe they were deadly piranha plants and she was protecting OP.
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thewcloner
| 22
Exactly
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Zufallian
| 34
I think the only deadly thing is the women that sprayed OP.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Triffids?
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Allornone
| 35
feed me, Seymour.
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udderbutter
| 15
Next time you see her in her front lawn spray her with your hose
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tantanpanda
| 26
nah, just start ripping up her plants. you're already wet anyway, might as well.
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AnalAssassin1
| 14
What she did was assault lol. You can't just spray people with water...
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whyusofat
| 17
So what your saying is rain is basically illegal then?
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logicnazi
| 18
Take it from AnalAssassin. I'm guessing he knows plenty about assault.
Seriously though he's not wrong.
Seriously though he's not wrong.
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TheSgLeader
| 21
Wow, what a thick-headed neighbor you have. I hope you got to change your clothes right away. FYL
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chronicB
| 19
did you need a watering?
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tormcn
| 26
She might not be able to see you well, and thought you were closer than the side walk.
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lolhailsatan
| 23
still no reason to reason to spray your neighbor with a hose lol
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RedPillSucks
| 31
she could see well enough to accurately spray him
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albinoturk
| 9
Pee on her to show dominance
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hasooon
| 24
Tried and did work. Now i have larger territory and a black eye.
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danielhartlesss
| 13
So retaliate by ripping up her plants
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DFMLharsh
| 20
^ Mojo-jo spotted. You're evil >.
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DFMLharsh
| 20
*Mojo-Jojo, I meant!
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xoragebaby
| 17
Talk about attachment issues to those plants, crazy neighbor needs a new hobby.
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sonasonic
| 34
I hear crazy cat ladies are in season this year.
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jerome74
| 1
her vision might be going
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sonasonic
| 34
So is her sanity.