Looks like you are going to have to buy more doughnuts. Oh, and get some for me please, I love Krispy Kreme.

why are people so obsessed on here about being the first to comment? does that not just mean you have no life and so sit and resfresh the page until there are new FMLs up?

I don't care if the first commenter posts that he/she is first, but it's kind of annoying that the "First" isn't followed by any comment relevant to the FML. Nevertheless, I just let them have their moment.

very dipolmatic of you fmlfmlfml15 haha. i agree, it is annoying that they don't say anything related to the fml, which in this case is a definite FYL. I once waited 20 mins for a crepe at a festival then as i walking to a stage across the field i tripped and dropped. FML indeed. Know how you feel OP!!

fmlfmlfml15, I'd say it's more annoying that people reply to the first post with nothing relevant just to be on top.

deal with him like Ol' Yeller

dogs are bastards

ydi for having your feet on the table

Stop feeding the trolls. That's why so many people say "First", because idiots like you whine about it. OP, your dog is a boss.

What does ydi mean

You did it

i hate you, you ruined my record of 2 years... I JUST LOST THE GAME

I never really got the whole game thing. I know what it is, but I had half my friends in high school walking around saying that if you visited the site you HAD to play...but really who's making you? Ninjas won't come to your house in the middle of the night and I don't think Chuck Norris bothers himself with that kind of thing.

Chuck Norris doesn't, for sure. I don't really like "the game", but it's getting addicting. Other person, I lost the game, so I figured I'd share the joy. Sorry!

FML - i just lost the game. Intoxicunt, no need to ruin lives in this way!!! x

WTF? Who cares if it's bad for you? As long as you eat them in moderation there's nothing wrong with a sweet treat every so often.

fail.

Screw that, I'd beat my dog within an inch of its life if it did something like that on my watch.

Really? You almost kill it because it puked on you and ate your donut. I wouldn't want to piss you off. No one likes a crazy psychopath that hurts puppies for small reasons! Do you have kids? If not don't get any, because you sound like a terrible parent, or person. ****** shit escalates! Maybe from defenseless pup to child. I don't 100% believe in Hell, but if it's real you've already got there, so congrats to the puppy torturing psychopath!

I presume that the donut in her hand was the one donut which hadn't been vomited on...

Ahh didn't even think of that. It makes more sense now, thanks :)