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Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33047) - you deserved it (3544)

On 04/01/2013 at 12:37pm - misc - by CrimsonAmaryllis (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

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Nice guys and gals finish last :/.

#2 - On 04/01/2013 at 5:02pm by omgcyndaquil

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The same thing happens when I take the bus.. Damn troll conductors/drivers.

#3 - On 04/01/2013 at 5:02pm by iLike2Teabag

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