Transportation: Move!

Move!

By CrimsonAmaryllis - 01/04/2013 16:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML

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By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 11:35 - Australia

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

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By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 06:13 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I waited over an hour for my bus. As I finally saw it approaching, I reached into my purse to grab my ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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Knackered

By Jim - 31/08/2025 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day at work. I woke up when someone gently tapped my shoulder. I opened my eyes to see people smiling at me. I'd been snoring so loud that the conductor had said, “Please wake Sleeping Beauty up, this is the last stop.” I had drooled on my tie and missed my actual stop by an hour. FML

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omgcyndaquil 23

Monday 1 April 2013 23:02

Nice guys and gals finish last :/.

iLike2Teabag 27

Monday 1 April 2013 23:02

The same thing happens when I take the bus.. Damn troll conductors/drivers.

Comments

Not_Impressed13 9

Tuesday 2 April 2013 1:44

Sadly, another example of how our society rewards the douchebags..

Helped 35

Tuesday 2 April 2013 1:51

Exactly.

Joey_Fingers 4

Tuesday 2 April 2013 2:00

This is why i have no qualms about shoving through people on the platform etc. People talk on their phones on the quiet car, cough all over the place without covering their mouths and huddle at the door when we aren't even near the station. Screw them

Obey_StudBoii 23

Tuesday 2 April 2013 2:02

April Fools

Ameel_fml 19

Tuesday 2 April 2013 3:16

If there's one thing that taking public transport has taught me, it's that being polite is a big no-no. If you have to push past a group of women to get of the train at the risk of being seen as rude, then so be it!

HarroIAmBob 21

Tuesday 2 April 2013 3:33

if this site has taught me one thing, it is never be polite to anyone. youll regret it

Jharrist89 12

Tuesday 2 April 2013 4:22

Push a Bitch!

Donnie_Murray 8

Tuesday 2 April 2013 4:27

****. Someone needs a bitch slap.

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 2 April 2013 4:42

Sorry OP, but you must be aware that there's a limited window to get out before the train doors close. You should have started making your way closer to the door earlier. It's just how it works.