I'd cunt-punt that bitch across the fucking street.

26- Yeah but then you might get arrested for assault. I would rather just scream at her, throw a few cuss words, and hope she feels guilty. Other than that you really cant change what happened so why risk taken a ride in the back of the police car?

29- If OP is in Australia, she'd be fined for swearing in public.

Just give the police a hand signal to continue driving...

This is the way it played out in my head: Op: I wanted that bus! Bus bitch: nevermind ;) Op hijacks a car runs over the bus lady and 3 tourists, then goes home. Just another day in Vice City

Or liberty city :P

+400 points

No way would I have yelled at her, I would have shoved her out in front of oncomin

Traffic

Or Los Santos ;)

She shouldn't have to ask other people. She should have enough common sense to know that other people are using the bus stop and it's only acceptable if she was the only one there.

It might have been one of those three hour bus rides.

Well she better start walking.

Probably one of those situations where you know that as soon as you start to walk, the bus ends up finally coming...

I'm aware it could have been a long bus ride. It seems my sarcasmometer is broken at the moment.

But as a surgeon, you should be able to fix that broken sarcasmometer pretty soon, right?

I do that. If the tram doesn't stop, I miss my train. So then I just walk. Even if I were to get the next tram, I'd have to wait at the station for said connection anyway. Might as well spend that hour with some healthy excercise. Saves me a tram fare too.

I'd like to be able to walk to my destination, but being a cripple on crutches pretty much means I'm stuck where I'm at until I either call a cab or the next bus comes (my father drops me off at the bus stop that has a bus that drops me off in front of my physiotherapist's office, and I cab back home after - it's either $3 on the bus or $17 in cab fare. I'd prefer not to have to spend that amount twice.) And the buses in my region are notorious for being late (or flat out not existing, the 217 line is a bus that I have NEVER seen when I want to take it, but appears frequently if you are in a car going somewhere else).

18- Like Spongebob!

Ahh, the rock bottom episode. Pthhhhhbt!

The same thing I was thinking. Maybe the OP was still sitting while grabbing the ticket. If you want the bus to stop, you have to stand up.

Coz almost all bus drivers are assholes?

I think she was too busy trying to find her ticket. I would have been paying attention to my ticket and not random bus ladies.

Nothing personal, just can't resist no to do this. *have.

Yeah I saw that earlier, I was waiting for someone to correct it.

51 *not You started it. :D

I'm still wondering how that works how does your finger slip that far

I somehow got my whole class trying to do it lol.. Even the teacher...

You weren't. I checked.