By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States
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About Crimsonamaryllis
Enjoying FMLs for almost as long as the page has been open. Only just got around to making an account though. Oops.
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"Oh no, that's paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that.
Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I think that the chances of finding out what's actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, 'hang the sense of it', and keep yourself busy. I'd much rather be happy than right any day."
"And are you?"
"Ah...no. That's where it all falls down, of course."
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You people are so cruel. They were indentical except collar color. I said which one and he still messed up. My normal vet was closed because of Mothers day so the pound was the one to do it. I can't believe some of the things you people are saying... it is so hurtful... and both my cats did end up being put down...
I still tend to have weird dreams like these occasionally, except now they're less Romantic-Comedy, more Saw. -_- On the bright side, I did meet someone a few weeks ago ^.^ Nothing official but we're getting there.