Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
by ShellShocked / 03/30/2013 at 12:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
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I guess you're a free elf now.
#8 - On 03/30/2013 at 7:33am by TheRuined
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Happy Birthday OP:) congrats on making it to 18!
#2 - On 03/30/2013 at 7:23am by cosmosis
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