By keepmouthshut - 12/10/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 004
You deserved it 12 829

Same thing different taste

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You: "You ALMOST look like a supermodel..." Her: *death glare* You: "...but you couldn't be a supermodel, or you'd put the airbrush/Photoshop technicians out of a job!"

RR05 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA woman are ******* crazy!!

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pipsqueak7 7

next time just say that she does look like one...just a hint.

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machete_fml 0

Ya I agree. Fishing for compliments is such an annoying thing to do and 9 times out of 10 you don't get the answer that you're looking for! Then have the nerve to come down on the person when they give a different answer? Wow so immature. So is automatically assuming that it would be a positive answer. I would rather have an honest answer WAY more than a lie. If I'm trying an outfit on and it doesn't really flatter my looks my boyfriend will tell me straight up......I tried on a pair of pants once and asked him how they look on me. His response? If you don't want to get laid wear those....that didn't make me mad..it made me laugh really hard just because of how honest he was about it.

YDI. Who let's their wife force them to sleep on the couch. Make her sleep on the couch for not appreciating the fact that you bought her a couch in the first place.

totally agree. also YDI for having a psycho-bride

YDI for not doing the right thing and putting her back in the kitchen.

#45 is ******* Hilarious! I laughed my ass off at that!

rairai897 0

wow wats with u guys being assholes about this stuff? i really dont see how he could deserve it, he was being nice! my god u ppl r so stingy, lets see how things would go for u if that was you in that position, ud get pissed and say "oh i didnt deserve that" all he did was be nice to her

damn you had a lot of time on your hands

dear #74, They were saying that he deserved it for LETTING her treat him that way. I personally agree with them, marriage is a union, you are one body, equal to eachother, if you let the wife/husband in the relationship dominate, then you will disagree, and end up in a lot of arguments or in one huge argument lol.... my advice: get a marriage counseler

when a woman asks a man about her appearence, the man will lose no matter what.

Des2247 0

i agree, that was harsh and pointless of her todo tht

You are a asshole... How will you ever get a girlfriend?

johnrdz3 24

or make a quick save by saying," you don't look like a supermodel... you look like a goddess".

There's no right answer. Leave off the "almost" and she'll rip into him for saying she's anorexic or something.

dudeitsdanny 9

I agree with 66. Hasn't TV ever taught you the right answer is no answer? Let her answer her own question. =)

RR05 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA woman are ******* crazy!!

Sun_Kissed18 25

I don't care if your crazy or not, but #87, your cute

blo0_starZz 0

Agreed, and I'm a woman. God, I'm ashamed *facepalm*

I agree. That is the stupidest reason to get mad over. Being close to a supermodel is a very good compliment.

Dixie_Normous 0

It better be her. If not, you are a bitch.

geetface 0

that's exactly what i was gonna say.

crzyry 6

Yea, it's been my personal experience that women don't really like to hear "almost" or "kinda" when it comes to how they look. Sucks to be you man.

Those women you met are self absorbed bitches then.... I /guess/ I could let "kinda" slide, but "almost" seems pretty good to me, practically equal to "like." Not the same, but pretty similar. How's that bad? OP, your wife should be grateful because supermodels are so fake. No, I mean it, their skin is so shiny, their eyes so sparkly, it's like they were CG instead of real. Too sad that people find that pretty these days.

crzyry 6

Most women want you to tell them they look perfect/flawless. I'm not by any means saying that it's right but a little white lie could be the difference between sleeping in your bed or on the couch.lol

americayay 0

I can understand a halfhearted "Almost?" but sleeping on the couch? Harsh.

greenltrn2003 0

It just seems like all women think of a supermodel as the perfect picture of a male fantasy chick. Maybe the OP likes the weight class above stick figure so ALMOST reaching toothpick level would be his perfect girl. this could have been the best thing he has ever said to her and she was too wrapped up in trying so hard that she didnt notice BAM!

moonlight_daze 8

Your wife aspires to look like a supermodel? If so, she is setting herself up for epic failure.

Women, can't live with them, can't live without them...

Women: can't live with them, can't have heterosexual sex without 'em. :D

Bitches need to not ask if all they want is a 100% positive opinion.

You: "You ALMOST look like a supermodel..." Her: *death glare* You: "...but you couldn't be a supermodel, or you'd put the airbrush/Photoshop technicians out of a job!"

Her: 'Confused look' You: Here have some earrings Her: 'Smile' You: Make me a sandwich Problem solved.

AndelleRae 9