I like your parents :p

Are you a Weasely? Your dp look awfully familiar to them ;-)

I'll take that as a compliment! ;)

I thought, at the start, this fml was going in a completely different direction.

OP is now free and has a masturbation sock! That's a plus 1 for you!

55- They wanted him to go, not come.

58- Now I know why Dobby loves socks.....

They sound like they have quite the sense of humor. To me anyways

They seem like nice people.

Yay! You're not a slave anymore! Congrats!

Now OP won't end up like Kreacher!

That was from Zack Braff saying when I turn 18 I'm telling my parents Dobby dosent have to listen to you Dobby Is free

At least they used a good reference, right?

Parents can be such assholes. Sorry OP. you can thank them by putting them in the old home once they become old and weak.... Dobby be good... Dobby kill master. *evil grin*

Dobby never meant to kill. Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.

Woah there. Parents aren't assholes, and saying so is EXTREMELY disrespectful. OP's parents probably want OP to go independent and care for her/himself. This doesn't mean that they're assholes or deserve to be dumped in an old folk's home. I agree that they may have been a little brisk with the way they broke it to OP, but I'm sure they meant well. OP, good luck with that. And your parents have some sense of humour.

I'm so sorry OP, because your parents are kicking you out, but that is the funniest thing I have read all day. Your parents are very creative.

Wear that sock with pride and strut out that door. Ignore questions regarding single sock on foot from general public. Be proud of your new life. On the other hand, if you don't want to move out, hide the sock. In fact, burn all the socks in the house. They'll be dead confused, it'll be great.

Now Dobby can wear his odd mixture of clothes! The children's football shorts, the odd socks, the tea cosy, and Ron's maroon sweater!

Who knew a card could containe so much win?

*contain I have absolutely no idea how you made that mistake.

Maybe he meant "could have contained so much..."

My finger hit the "E" right before I sent.

Yay! Dobby is free! Now get a job.

Go to hogwarts in work in the kitchen!

I don't see why so many people complain about their parents on here, they all seem to have great senses of humor. :) I wish my parents were that creative :P

You don't know that jokes can be used to hurt people?

It nice to have both but being a supportive parent might be better than being creative in your lack of support!

Lmao! You just made my day! Lol