Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
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Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML
Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML
Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
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Top comments
lylotrezor 20
I guess you're a free elf now.
cosmosis 12
Happy Birthday OP:) congrats on making it to 18!
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Alainnganainm 8
Harry Potter, is that you?
iwadasn 33
In some parts of the south, giving a guest a pineapple means that they've overstayed their welcome. Maybe your parents are hinting that they want you to move out?
blackvyper 8
Allergic to pineapple? You basically have no life... sad.
whostolemylama 12
23 - Not to sound rude or anything, but no one cares.
zandalee 20
64 - not to sound rude or anything, but you just sound rude!
lonewolf621 17
LOL!
Chucklikesbacon 12
I'm sorry OP, thats sucky. but, hey, it's the thought that counts!
AnimeBitch 14
The fact that you tried the socks on, is funny to me.
pipinya 8
Maybe the pineapple is symbolic for something. Like, say, your vitamin B deficiency, or your parents immeasurable love
alietblv 8
That sucks..I'm allergic to pineapples too :-/