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Today, my dad was making drinks for my mom and himself, so I asked him to make me some coffee too. When he brought me my drink, I took a sip, and realized he'd poured salt in it. As I gagged, he muttered, "Next time, make it yourself." FML


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On 01/20/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by megean c.l. (woman) - United States

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Remind him you will be picking out his nursing home.

#1 - On 01/20/2013 at 7:58pm by patrickalamo

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My parents use the other approach:
"Would you like some coffee?"
"Good, then make me some too!"

#5 - On 01/20/2013 at 8:04pm by Isoldael

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