FML : Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective...

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Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 20 January 2013 22:13 / Australia

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By Isoldael | 25

#5332561 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:00

Don't breathe through your nose and you won't be able to smell it at least. As for the others, I hope the costume allows you to remain anonymous...

By theycallmekitty | 13

#5332604 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:10

If he breaths through his mouth he might just start tasting it instead. I know from experience...

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By Isoldael | 25

#5332561 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:00

Don't breathe through your nose and you won't be able to smell it at least. As for the others, I hope the costume allows you to remain anonymous...

theycallmekitty | 13

#5332604 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:10

If he breaths through his mouth he might just start tasting it instead. I know from experience...

Isoldael | 25

#5332613 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:16

When the smell gets bad enough to taste it, I guess the only logical solution is a tracheotomy.

eric40962005 | 8

#5332922 - Monday 21 January 2013 06:48

I guess people don't know what a tracheotomy is lol

annie_nk | 22

#5332928 - Monday 21 January 2013 06:53

Breathing through a tube connected to your throat? Yeah, I'd rather put up with the smell.

Isoldael | 25

#5333149 - Monday 21 January 2013 11:23

It's called sarcasm... Oh well :(

fymother | 13

#5333403 - Monday 21 January 2013 04:21

Use an antiperspirant/deodorant combination so you can't sweat off the deodorant

By ScaryyMary | 14

#5332562 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:00

Well that stinks.

RaggleFrock | 13

#5332631 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:25

Wait... It doesn't stink?

Satirical | 7

#5332649 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:30

I smell a pun.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5332760 - Monday 21 January 2013 03:57

^BravO...hmm I'm not so happy with my pun..but I'll submit it anyway.

By Coop817 | 19

#5332564 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:01

#MascotProbs

By Kal3Y | 12

#5332565 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:01

Sorry OP:(

TellMeWhatsDeath | 14

#5332615 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:16

No you're not.

MrSassypants | 31

#5332634 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:25

Actually, #4 is sorry; 4 was the one selling the deodorant to OP. For shame, 4, for shame.

By nightowl713 | 24

#5332566 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:01

Well that stinks OP! Joking aside, Buy some febreze, and some stronger deodorant?

Examine | 7

#5332633 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:25

It still probably would not work, since it reached 48 degrees Celsius.

waterkins | 7

#5332771 - Monday 21 January 2013 04:06

Put car refreshers in it. That or shave your armpits, less hair means less b.o.

hopelessteej | 8

#5333087 - Monday 21 January 2013 10:06

5, australia is an oven atm

By theycallmekitty | 13

#5332573 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:03

Get some clinical strength deodorant!

By zandalee | 19

#5332574 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:03

Take a toilet break and ask a coworker if you can use some of their deodorant.

happle | 21

#5332986 - Monday 21 January 2013 08:52

I personally wouldn't share my deodorant with someone that smells like a portapotty.

By LolFMLnot | 10

#5332584 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:04

Use more than 1 kind of deodorant. Maybe it will help

By Amama_fml | 30

#5332587 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:06

You could try using one of those little fans used for inflatable costumes and wear it inside you costume. And also, buy better deodorant.

By kumonsucks | 7

#5332590 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:06

Well that sti--- forget it. Irish spring. Fuck axe

peachesncreem | 21

#5332606 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:11

I love Irish Spring. Unfortunately, we don't have it in Australia.

OhDearBetrayal | 25

#5332673 - Monday 21 January 2013 02:42

Send me your address and I'll hook you up, mate.

skoob1 | 12

#5332822 - Monday 21 January 2013 04:59

Hmm... When I was a child, people were lured in with candy. Now, apparently all you need is deodorant...

OhDearBetrayal | 25

#5332828 - Monday 21 January 2013 05:04

My name is OhDearBetrayal, and I'm addicted to murdering Australians.

Trisha_aus | 15

#5332979 - Monday 21 January 2013 08:22

61- May I ask why? *hides*

kumonsucks | 7

#5334000 - Tuesday 22 January 2013 12:24

15 your cute af. Sexy austrailian women

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