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Don't breathe through your nose and you won't be able to smell it at least. As for the others, I hope the costume allows you to remain anonymous...
If he breaths through his mouth he might just start tasting it instead. I know from experience...
When the smell gets bad enough to taste it, I guess the only logical solution is a tracheotomy.
Breathing through a tube connected to your throat? Yeah, I'd rather put up with the smell.
It's called sarcasm... Oh well :(
Use an antiperspirant/deodorant combination so you can't sweat off the deodorant
Well that stinks.
Wait... It doesn't stink?
I smell a pun.
^BravO...hmm I'm not so happy with my pun..but I'll submit it anyway.
#MascotProbs
Sorry OP:(
Actually, #4 is sorry; 4 was the one selling the deodorant to OP. For shame, 4, for shame.
It still probably would not work, since it reached 48 degrees Celsius.
Put car refreshers in it. That or shave your armpits, less hair means less b.o.
5, australia is an oven atm
Get some clinical strength deodorant!
Use more than 1 kind of deodorant. Maybe it will help
You could try using one of those little fans used for inflatable costumes and wear it inside you costume. And also, buy better deodorant.
Well that sti--- forget it. Irish spring. **** axe
Hmm... When I was a child, people were lured in with candy. Now, apparently all you need is deodorant...
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Don't breathe through your nose and you won't be able to smell it at least. As for the others, I hope the costume allows you to remain anonymous...
If he breaths through his mouth he might just start tasting it instead. I know from experience...