Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML
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Isoldael
| 27
Don't breathe through your nose and you won't be able to smell it at least. As for the others, I hope the costume allows you to remain anonymous...
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theycallmekitty
| 13
If he breaths through his mouth he might just start tasting it instead. I know from experience...
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Isoldael
| 27
Don't breathe through your nose and you won't be able to smell it at least. As for the others, I hope the costume allows you to remain anonymous...
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theycallmekitty
| 13
If he breaths through his mouth he might just start tasting it instead. I know from experience...
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Isoldael
| 27
When the smell gets bad enough to taste it, I guess the only logical solution is a tracheotomy.
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eric40962005
| 8
I guess people don't know what a tracheotomy is lol
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annie_nk
| 22
Breathing through a tube connected to your throat? Yeah, I'd rather put up with the smell.
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Isoldael
| 27
It's called sarcasm... Oh well :(
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fymother
| 13
Use an antiperspirant/deodorant combination so you can't sweat off the deodorant
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ScaryyMary
| 14
Well that stinks.
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RaggleFrock
| 13
Wait... It doesn't stink?
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Satirical
| 7
I smell a pun.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
^BravO...hmm I'm not so happy with my pun..but I'll submit it anyway.
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Coop817
| 19
#MascotProbs
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Kal3Y
| 12
Sorry OP:(
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TellMeWhatsDeath
| 14
No you're not.
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MrSassypants
| 32
Actually, #4 is sorry; 4 was the one selling the deodorant to OP. For shame, 4, for shame.
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nightowl713
| 25
Well that stinks OP! Joking aside, Buy some febreze, and some stronger deodorant?
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Examine
| 7
It still probably would not work, since it reached 48 degrees Celsius.
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waterkins
| 7
Put car refreshers in it. That or shave your armpits, less hair means less b.o.
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hopelessteej
| 8
5, australia is an oven atm
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theycallmekitty
| 13
Get some clinical strength deodorant!
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zandalee
| 19
Take a toilet break and ask a coworker if you can use some of their deodorant.
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happle
| 21
I personally wouldn't share my deodorant with someone that smells like a portapotty.
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LolFMLnot
| 10
Use more than 1 kind of deodorant. Maybe it will help
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Amama_fml
| 30
You could try using one of those little fans used for inflatable costumes and wear it inside you costume. And also, buy better deodorant.
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kumonsucks
| 7
Well that sti--- forget it. Irish spring. Fuck axe
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peachesncreem
| 21
I love Irish Spring. Unfortunately, we don't have it in Australia.
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OhDearBetrayal
| 25
Send me your address and I'll hook you up, mate.
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skoob1
| 12
Hmm... When I was a child, people were lured in with candy. Now, apparently all you need is deodorant...
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OhDearBetrayal
| 25
My name is OhDearBetrayal, and I'm addicted to murdering Australians.
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Trisha_aus
| 15
61- May I ask why?
*hides*
*hides*
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kumonsucks
| 7
15 your cute af. Sexy austrailian women