The perfect ruse. Very stealthy.

Just so everybody knows, 'mother in law' is an anagram of 'woman Hitler'. Take from that what you will.

God why oh why must all the in laws be such a hard crowd to please! i think it's a universal thing!

I can't stop laughing. lol

Ugh this scenario from op is so familiar and this response is so dead on, that if this where me I would of called her out in front of everyone as soon as she touched my seasoning.

You deff go on 9gag!! :D

Mother in laws... just out to get you :D

you seem... very happy about that..

agh you shoulda lectured her on how to shut the hell up

Yeah the OP needs to stand up for themselves. So do most of the other people that post about their in-laws.

Pour salt in her wine and then ask her why the hell she'd be so stupid as to add salt to her wine. When she says she didn't salt the wine, you did, reply that you didn't oversalt the food, she did. Then kill her in front of the rest of her family cause they're probably just as sick of her as you are.

You could call that Verbal As-salt

Ill take that with a grain of salt

So many puns...

Just smile and stab. :)

@39 It's a mother-in-law, I don't think I would call it too insane

You could have just written the first sentence of the post and that would have been all you needed. FYL OP sometimes you just can't win.

And the monster-in-law award goes too...

Sorry OP.. Mother in Laws can be a handful. Maybe talk to your husband about it? She may not listen to you but maybe her own son.. That was a b*tch move on her part & that behavior needs to be corrected

You need to stand up to her. Trust me. Or she will continue to make your life a living hell.