Today, my dad was making drinks for my mom and himself, so I asked him to make me some coffee too. When he brought me my drink, I took a sip, and realized he'd poured salt in it. As I gagged, he muttered, "Next time, make it yourself." FML
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patrickalamo
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Remind him you will be picking out his nursing home.
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RaggleFrock
| 13
It's not as straightforward process picking a nursing home as you would think. Go with the first one that says yes... They are normally the most desperate for money.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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APersonalProblem
| 13
LMFAO I already have one picked out for mine.
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tomhofer
| 14
I like pizza
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
He could've just told you no.. oh, but wait. Where's the fun in that?
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Isoldael
| 27
My parents use the other approach:
"Would you like some coffee?"
"Sure!"
"Good, then make me some too!"
"Would you like some coffee?"
"Sure!"
"Good, then make me some too!"
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skoob1
| 12
Mine prefer, "Lu-gi-seph-skoob, go insert command here, and while you're at it, grab me a(n) insert alcoholic beverage here" anyone with a sibling gets the whole name splicing thing.
Btw if you put things between carrots like HTML commands, they disappear.
Btw if you put things between carrots like HTML commands, they disappear.
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BlitheNightmare
| 7
I figured it out, he is saying that the parent would start saying one name, then another, before finally getting the right person. Then ask them to do something and ask them to get an alcoholic beverage while they are at it. For example, "Luc... Gor... JAKE, would you feed the dog and grab me a beer while you're at it?" Hope that clears it up.
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trivel64
| 16
Wait, so then what was that crap about the carrots...?
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xoky720
| 6
That's what Im wondering!
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BlitheNightmare
| 7
73- I have no clue, maybe he had a stroke and forgot what he was talking about.
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BlitheNightmare
| 7
70- That is what I am here for... sort of... not really...
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BadKitty13
| 27
asshole
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MrSassypants
| 32
You were pretty off when trying to type in the google search bar.
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LolFMLnot
| 10
These days there are too many troll parents
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TellMeWhatsDeath
| 14
You say that like it's a bad thing..
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MidnaLink
| 32
38 try saying that near an injury based story!
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sens3sfailing
| 24
well when the consequences are a mouthful of salty coffee, I don't think the parents trolling is out of hand. whe. it draws blood, then it goes past being a troll and enters a dofferent catagory.
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Kal3Y
| 12
Next time he asks you to do something, troll him right back! ;D
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kumonsucks
| 7
Take all the sugar and replace with salt. Lets play
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teresee
| 8
next time he asks you to get him a beer, shake it and say "next time, get it yourself" when he opens it as it explodes all over him.
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ElatedEarthling
| 15
I sense a prank war coming on. Beware of dye in the shampoo and dog poop under pillowcases. It's ON!
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Coop817
| 19
If she wants to end it, nair in the shampoo should do the trick
Just be sure to have a secret stash of shampoo that he can't contaminate
Just be sure to have a secret stash of shampoo that he can't contaminate
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PunkySpunky78
| 15
More like nair in the conditioner since it will sit on the hair for few minutes and don't you think the smell of nair will be giveaway? Nair has strong smell
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ElatedEarthling
| 15
What about Rogain in the shaving cream? They'll wonder why the hair just keeps growing back...
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Ajwc101
| 24
I didn't mean to thumb you down, Sorry.
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trulymickeyj
| 13
59- You are so nice for that.
"Would you like some coffee?"
"Sure!"
"Good, then make me some too!"