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Today, for the second week in a row, my brother woke me up in the small hours of the morning begging me to help him figure out the math problem to turn off his phone's stupid-ass app alarm. FML


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On 10/13/2012 at 6:25pm - misc - by fucking fratricidal (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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Whatever, math is hard.

#2 - On 10/13/2012 at 8:27pm by goldensh0wer69

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I have that app. Show him how to lower the math difficulty setting on the alarm... I don't doubt your ability to figure it out, but your brother is clearly too stupid to do it himself.

#6 - On 10/13/2012 at 8:28pm by gracehi

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