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Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML


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On 08/23/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

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Even if she did think it was pepper spray, why would she scream? It's not like a knife or a gun, you can't hijack a bus with it...

#3 - On 08/23/2012 at 5:06pm by Psych101

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To be fair, getting sprayed in the eyes with peppermint hurts like hell too.

#20 - On 08/23/2012 at 5:30pm by DocBastard

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