By -.- - 20/09/2013 23:58 - United States - Lakeside

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
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DocBastard 38
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Doctors do say that, instead of your hand, you're supposed to use the crook of the arm to cover your mouth when you cough. They just don't usually specify whose arm.

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perdix 29

He should be arrested for arm robbery!

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metalhead4740 14
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Well, we DO have washing machines for a reason...

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rocker_chick105 31
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Do you put your arms in your washing machine often?

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ChevyRedneck85 13
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there's a pretty good chance I'd beat the crap out of him.

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Gho5tk3y 17
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I think an elbow to the face would be appropriate,

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zomgbies 17
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Elbow him in the jaw and say "Returned to sender"

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perdix 29

Were you wearing a wife beater?

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Anyb0dyTh 8

+10 For the Redneck who did this. This is the sums up completely what society as a whole is - Unthinking and Moronic ! lolol Aside from the disgust, I hope you didn't catch any germs. Definitely an FML :) Cheers!

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ChevyRedneck85 13
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and what's wrong with us Rednecks?

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shaww 28

Fart on him ;)

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Spider_Web 11

Why'd you put a winky face? What in the world are you into??

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DocBastard 38
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Doctors do say that, instead of your hand, you're supposed to use the crook of the arm to cover your mouth when you cough. They just don't usually specify whose arm.

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TyT63 12

consuela is gonna need more than lemon pledge for your arm

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doit4ah15 10
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you can always find some strange people on a bus....

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XAndrea_MalikX 16
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That's just disgusting ! I hope you told him to cough somewhere else besides your arm..

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perdix 29

He should be arrested for arm robbery!

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amz124 6
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I can't even.

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9echo 17
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..finish a sentence.

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Camibech 10
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Oh that's naaaaaasty *Cleveland*

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Are these "Ooh that's NASTY" comments getting on anyone else's nerves? It seems like there's one for every even vaguely disturbing FML.

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Blink_me26 21
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Who does that?!

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imlifeless2 25
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that guy on the bus does,apparently.

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efettes 19
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My boyfriend once acted as if he was going to kiss my hand, but sneezed instead...

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