Well, we DO have washing machines for a reason...

Do you put your arms in your washing machine often?

there's a pretty good chance I'd beat the crap out of him.

I think an elbow to the face would be appropriate,

Elbow him in the jaw and say "Returned to sender"

Were you wearing a wife beater?

+10 For the Redneck who did this.
This is the sums up completely what society as a whole is - Unthinking and Moronic ! lolol
Aside from the disgust, I hope you didn't catch any germs.
Definitely an FML :) Cheers!

and what's wrong with us Rednecks?

Fart on him ;)

Why'd you put a winky face? What in the world are you into??

Doctors do say that, instead of your hand, you're supposed to use the crook of the arm to cover your mouth when you cough. They just don't usually specify whose arm.

Exactly!

consuela is gonna need more than lemon pledge for your arm

you can always find some strange people on a bus....

That's just disgusting ! I hope you told him to cough somewhere else besides your arm..

He should be arrested for arm robbery!

I can't even.

..finish a sentence.

Oh that's naaaaaasty *Cleveland*

Are these "Ooh that's NASTY" comments getting on anyone else's nerves? It seems like there's one for every even vaguely disturbing FML.

Who does that?!

that guy on the bus does,apparently.

My boyfriend once acted as if he was going to kiss my hand, but sneezed instead...