By Renzy - 12/12/2012 18:32

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 385
You deserved it 7 580

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What did he do??

Badass in the making.


What did he do??

If you say shit that can be taken as a threat, you can get suspended at any age. I got suspended in 1st grade; I was an idiot back then.

Most likely hit another child or worse. Suspension is sometimes needed if other children feel threatened by the OP's son.

saIty 17

Someone took his milk and cookies. What really set him off though was when the other kid said Santa was fake. Stupid kid was just asking for it.

NzaHaFML 13

Kids be stealing crayons 'round here. It's a cruel world.

I didn't know that was even possible...

mbusey 20

1 - your username matches your question

YOLO you gotta start somewhere

CadillacPimpen 6

15 I thought you would have blamed Dinkleberg.

iShanny 13

Yeah, I work in an after school program, and one of our first graders got suspended last week for slapping another little girl in the face. It was for one day. It's actually not that uncommon, some kids just have a rough time in school especially if they don't really get enough structure and discipline at home.

JocelynKaulitz 28

I guess they're serious about stopping kids from eating glue now a days…

These days teachers and administrators don't have a lot of choice when it comes to punishment. You give a detention and the next day you have an angry parent screaming at you. So many parents blame teachers for poor marks when they bring their children home from school and plunk them in front of the television or computer instead of helping them with homework. When I was in school, suspension was one step below expulsion, kids were TERRIFIED of getting suspended. Now it's no big deal. It's more of a punishment to the parents who have to figure out what to do with their kid while the kid is suspended. Zero tolerance policies have a lot to do with this phenomenon, too. Zero tolerance violence policies - a violent act is an automatic suspension. I got beaned on the head with a wooden brick by another kid in kindergarten, and the punishment he got was to not be allowed to play with the bricks for a week, and apologize to me. These days he'd have been suspended and probably sent to a child psychologist. It's nutters.

StalkerChick 13

My little cousin got suspended from kindergarten for bringing fingernail clippers to school. They said it was a weapon..

84 That.. That.. Damn I've shook my head way to much tonight because of crap like that..

A lot of kids at my old high school tried getting suspended.. So during my junior year, they came out with in school suspension.. Sat in a small room all day and did the work you would have if you were in regular class, but with no help.

I just pressed your freaking "do not touch" pic lol. No bacon? Man I'm bummed lol

hunterluv1 20

My cousin was raised in a home with fighting parents and bad morals. She got suspended in 1st grade because she punched a boy that said he liked her... Guess she didn't like him back, haha

DKjazz 20

17- Hide yo reds, hide yo whites, they be stealing all the crayons tonight.

echosaints 5

Look at my pic

My friend got expelled in kindergarten, five times!

Ahhhhhh.. No bacon!!!

Expelled? How many damn kindergartens do they have in your area?

Life_sucks_13 6

Ok that's gross but what!?! Lol I can see it now! Kid-"I'll cut you! I really will! I've got fingernail clippings!"

My friend got suspended in pre k one time because he was dared to stab a kids hand with a pencil... It went straight through lol

Once, in 3rd grade, a kid lied and said I threatened to kill her. I got suspended. My parents wouldn't listen and grounded me for a year. Fuck them...

Why what did you do? Was it that bad?

He snatched a sandwich from a girl he liked, an she started crying.

In 7th grade I called a kid a dick, and was threatened with suspension if it ever happened again.

WOW! That's all you can say here....

It really isn't.

Or, you know, you could actually think out a good comment and not waste one trying to get first comment by saying something like "Wow!" or "Lolz nicee.."

58- let us not forget the all important roflcopter, "sucks op", or "YDI".

Or his "WOW" is one of just not knowing really what to say ad it's his disbelief in finding out kindergartners can be suspended

tacovender 7

Ahhh... Off to a great start

It's gonna be a long 18 years for OP, assuming OP's kid won't get expelled from every school he's at and will graduate at 18

Really kids start school right when they are born?

GwylaFelidae 7

Some people wait a few months before taking their child to a daycare of some sort. That can be considered school if the child is learning.

Badass in the making.

winnerme123 8

Once a badass, always a badass.

A badass who overslept during nap time, maybe?

jojimugo 20

Badass or criminal time will tell

saIty 17

Did he pull a Kevin Hart?

Its about to go down..

Mind your damn motha ****** business bitch!!

Dinkleburgggg.. >.> It's hard to resist sometimes:)

2+2 not knowin what the **** it is biiiiitch!


Hey you know what the kids go by YOLO. The other kids can't match his swag.

DontClickOnMe 28

Oops, that was supposed to be for the person under you that said "no comment" and now their comment got deleted so I look like an idiot. Just thumb me down please and carry on.

Edit: the message this was for is gone.

I guess I should have put ( sarcasm) at the bottom of the comment. Hmm oh well.

I think you were downvoted by those poor swagless chumps

Remember this I want fries with my burger..

Shut up mean little dog, before I take you to China and you are the burger.

YOLO and swag should never be used in the same sentence. Come to think of it, those words should never be used in any sentence. Ever.

Oil Field? You need a certain level of intelligence to work there! Just leave those who have swag at McDonald's, where they deserves to be.

klovemachine 24

YOLO - you once loved Oreos :D

#97 Thank You!!!! Someone who finally agrees with me lol.

TwoOneFive 11

YOLO- You Obviously Lack Originality

No comment

DontClickOnMe 28

Then don't comment...

TweetAnne 13

Did some kid ask him, you mad bro?

...told him to make them a sandwich.

RedPillSucks 31

It's because they mispronounced it "sammich" that set him off.

I remember an fml back in the day of a parent who's kid got suspended because another kid asked him "you mad bro?"

91- pretty sure that was the reference...

RedPillSucks 31

Kids start young now adays, although sometimes they get suspended for stupid stuff too. Kids have gotten suspended for wearing religious pins. One girl got suspended for having a nose ring (not in kindergarten though)

It really is ******* stupid what some people get suspended for.. Religious pins? Freedom of religion.. Piercings.. Unless like a religious school why suspend for that?

Suspension for " unnatural hair color". Or water fights or food fights.

I was suspended in the 7th grade for asking a girl if she liked fish sticks ... I the proceeded to call her a gay fish when she said yes... Thanks South Park

Suspension for having a black shirt instead of navy blue. (Uniforms and not a private school either)

Starting them early, I guess!