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Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML


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On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)

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And how does she think she's going to achieve that?

#2 - On 08/16/2012 at 6:39am by peachesncreem

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How was she trying to revive them? Was there a mini ER or an ant hospital? I cant wrap my mind around this.

#5 - On 08/16/2012 at 6:41am by sisterjameela

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