Queen

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
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Saltime 0

She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.

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monkeys1315 0

That's nasty. You should probably take care of that

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GwarKitty 5

Dude it's like Indian in the Cupboard but cooler. You could train your little colony to raid small good stores. Rule side by side with their Queen. This is a win not a fml.

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indielove 13

Your place sounds cozy.

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iluvhobos 5

YDI for not cleaning, and for saying 'a thousands'.

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Keyman1212 14

Methinks you live in a lonely bachelor pad...

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LiveLaughFML 10

i've heard of computers having Cookies, but never cyberspiders. :O

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krazy_glu3 0

Am I the only one who had to read the first sentence over a few times because the wording was all screwed up?

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the_ace1337 0

Why the **** are you posting an FML, go get the flamethrower behind the utility cabinet now!!! Wait, everyone DOESN'T have a flamethrower? :|

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NikkiFlysKites 8

42- You mean cyberants?

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liquidfireKAN 0

where do you see the word spider in this FML?

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mfjkr 10

Has anyone pondered this situation...I smell an ant farm

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abbyelizabeth 9

You can make some delicious ant-filled cake now.

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abbyelizabeth 9

You can make some delicious ant-filled cake now.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Nah, cinnamon does the trick. And clean up the half eaten Snickers bar...

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Scoty12C 6

Flammable aerosol + Zippo lighter = ant burning fun frenzy in the corner! :D

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mb2_native 15

guess its time for billy the exterminator :o

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Pandaloverr 0

Ah ! You live in Louisiana !! I love Billy !!

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baileylaidlaw 6

For ants? Unless they are red ants the exterminator is a little extreme. Just grab some raid and grow a pair. Maybe clean your apartment more offen.

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guitarplayer546 0

I would freak out if I found a box of spiders. As a basement dweller I see them here and there and it always makes me jump. Dunno what it is but man they freak me out

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amrik 11

Yeah I can kinda tolerate ants but not spiders or like other bugs in general

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KiddNYC1O 20

37- Oh no you didn't. :snaps fingers in z formation:... Who doesn't love 80's music? Those hits were great.

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MarioDragon 14

I read the first sentence 10 times and STILL can't make sense of what it says.

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Saltime 0

She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.

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mrlopez 13

Free WiFi to the colony :)

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trackstar132 4

That was stupid

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burnforeternity 30

She can send them anywhere on earth that has wifi, teleportation makes for easy food

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evanedwards85 6

let's see how you react to an ant infestation in your room

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Oceanborn_fml 24

Hey if it's an unused corner what's the problem. You have the room, they need it :D

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