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Today, When I Woke Up, I Noticd Something Crawling On Bd. A White Facd Wasp Was Dragging The Corpse Of A Rather Large Spider. I'm Not Sure What I Was More Disturbd About; The Fact That The Wasp Was Dragging Something Twice Its Size, Or That These Bugs Even Live In House. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24019) - you deserved it (1805)

On 07/15/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by klanciee - United States (Pennsylvania)

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The good news is, you don't have to worry about spiders.

#3 - On 07/16/2012 at 3:18am by igive

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Well if you ever need help disposing of a corpse you know your good old pal White Faced Wasp will always be happy to lend a hand.

#9 - On 07/16/2012 at 3:20am by Baustigt

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