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Kill it. Kill it with fire, a massive book, a chainsaw, bleach, water, your hands (not recommended), a sword, juice, liquid nitrogen, grenades, a minigun and possibly a thumb tack. Last option: burn house down.

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14- A little lacking in tact? 2- You have a great smile. :) (Not hitting on you. Married. Just wanted to say something nice to counter balance you getting objectified as only a set of boobs.) :p

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It is said that people eat 8 spiders in their lifetime in their sleep. With those baby spiders in your room, OP.. You'll be the exception of eating a good 300 in yours. That bad taste of "morning breath" in your mouth the next day? Hmmm.

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49 - Spiders like warm, dark, moist places. People often sleep with their mouth open. Though in honesty, 8 is actually far lower than the actual number.

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There's literally NO way of knowing an average amount in this circumstance without insanely thorough and long-winded testing across a large population of average people. Not only would no one consent to this in their daily lives - to be watched in their sleep by cameras in their own home in the control environment - but no one ever has, and will more than likely never will. So no, all of this is legend and opinion based on the less-than-solid speculation. Good day sirs.

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I know, 49. But I figured it was the perfect time to bring up that urban legend. Never said it was facts.

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44-That myth actually has been going disproved because it has no basis. How are you going to know how many spiders people supposedly eat if you don't watch people sleep? But, on the other hand this myth may become fact with OP's situation.

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It may be not be a fact but how do you know you dont eat spiders in your sleep..... Okay so we dont know the average in ones life time but we do know for a fact insects can and may enter your body while in the state of knocked the fuck out mode.

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If its possible then it's not really an urban legend. It's just that we don't have "data" to support this. And I do know people who ate insects while sleeping, so why not spiders?

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120 Exactly, but the Legend here is that there is data. It's definitely possible, and even probable, but there's no way to logically put a number on it. Unless you're Christian Bale in Limitless of course.

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Why does 48 have negative votes? Sure some spiders are scary but they do take care of tons of annoying insects and will leave you alone as long as you don't bother them most of the time.

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Slapped those fuckers off with my sleeve rode home with spiders in my jacket... Not my best idea.

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Use fire it works every time believe me if you use it with long bursts these fucker die quickly so less pain Sorry if any of you love all living creatures. i just hate any kind of bug (expect bee's i love them even feed feed and pet them, i m not kidding)

Kill it. Kill it with fire, a massive book, a chainsaw, bleach, water, your hands (not recommended), a sword, juice, liquid nitrogen, grenades, a minigun and possibly a thumb tack. Last option: burn house down.

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^ Exactly. This is so gross. It sounds like an episode of "Infestation." Seriously, OP should react quickly before the spiders end up chasing him out of his own house!

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50- oh yes, he "copied" 5. Funny because I do believe they posted at the exact same time. Weird. Let's not go back to year 3 with the "copy cat" phase. Imbecile.

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I doubt OP could burn his house down thrice. After the first two times, people would probably catch on and put him in a home (away from anything flammable of course)!

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