Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps...

By Anonim23 - 15/08/2019 20:00

Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML

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By klanciee - 16/07/2012 02:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 12:00

Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By Skoff - 23/07/2015 09:44 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I went out to inspect the backyard. There are now more than two dozen spiders hanging out and webs crossing from one side of the yard to the other. I have decided to surrender this territory. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2020 19:07 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, some jackass spider decided to lay eggs behind my wall. No matter how many I kill, I always wake up to multiple baby spiders on my ceiling. FML

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By spiderbaby - 06/10/2015 19:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By terrified - 08/06/2015 03:13 - United States - Union Star

Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML

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By dukemisery - 01/10/2016 05:34 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML

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timinator5000 28

Thursday 15 August 2019 20:16

isn't that a win? I'm not a fan of spiders but I like wasps even less

DrSamba 7

Thursday 15 August 2019 21:10

Why is that a bad thing? Better than letting the wasps go free. I'd say a better FML is why do you have wasps in your house?

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 15 August 2019 20:01

White Anglo-Saxon Protestants? Gosh!!!

timinator5000 28

Thursday 15 August 2019 20:16

isn't that a win? I'm not a fan of spiders but I like wasps even less

DrSamba 7

Thursday 15 August 2019 21:10

Why is that a bad thing? Better than letting the wasps go free. I'd say a better FML is why do you have wasps in your house?

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Thursday 15 August 2019 23:40

Antman?

Mathalamus 24

Friday 16 August 2019 1:45

I think that's a good thing.

slowhandjp 16

Friday 16 August 2019 3:10

I can't live in the house that has so big spiders in it🕷🕸because I'm a spiderphobia😱

Sinshine 28

Friday 16 August 2019 3:43

I'd rather have big spiders that don't do me any harm than wasps :o

LadyRen 20

Friday 16 August 2019 4:20

Time to move

ViviMage 39

Friday 16 August 2019 5:14

They are doing you a favor!

idragosani 15

Friday 16 August 2019 13:45

This is probably a good thing if you have wasps in your house.

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