By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34

why don't you take those puns and shove them up your butt

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thatonegirlnic 10

You cat to be kitten me right meow

HowAreYouToday 34

why don't you take those puns and shove them up your butt

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J_Kertz 14

#1 You realize those puns were used on an FML like yesterday...

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JustinKirby 20

On the previous FML your comment got negatives, good job on this one

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Jelbeztok 17

Puns have to be both clever and original to get upvoted on this site.

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BeforeItWasCool 12

I groaned in exasperation for at least a full minute. That's a new record.

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Doritozilla 20

You know who's good at those? Neoplasm.

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caohm 18

I hope you caught and got rid of it or you will probably never sleep again.

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Ambient25 24

In the spider's head: "you remember when you threw a shoe at me and I fell on the other side of the bed? I remember too"

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beelee1988 13

I think it's time to move somewhere else.

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crimsonlover4 31

And I think it's time to burn down the house to...KILL IT WITH FIRE! FYL OP

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Ambient25 24

" I saw a spider in my bathtub so, I got a tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down."

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jonahwalzer 12

Thats a awful way to wake up! I feel so bad for you OP!!!

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tacojauns 45

Wow these are the shitty first comments i've ever seen even including my own

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PIGaming 21

Was this comment solely for the purpose of attention?

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BeforeItWasCool 12

42- Was yours?

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tacojauns 45

I'm not going to lie I really really thought this was going to get down voted

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Omfgitsmia 15

I can't imagine a spider being as smooth and furry as a cat.

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Nyx_fml 23

Huntsman spiders might beg to differ.

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Ambient25 24

most tarantulas beg to differ, including my own :)

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Omfgitsmia 15

I've never touched one. Too afraid.

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awkwardloveannie 28

the spider was cat sized... how did your cat not eat it.. sorry, I'd burn the bed

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JAKASS200 5

Op should either grab a vacuum and suck it up, or my favorite, if you're man enough, get a tissue, light it up and very gently burn the.house down

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awkwardloveannie 28

wait I'm confused how or where do you place the tissue

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awkwardloveannie 28

it must have been jealous of the affection the cat got that's why it killed the cat and went to bed with op

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pandarammer 7

You'd burn the bed, I'd burn the whole house just to be on the safe side. Edit: @19 sorry I didn't see your comment till now. Great minds think alike?

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Sports_guy3 28

Tom and Jerry: Tom finally kills Jerry.

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Sports_guy3 28

#28- Correction: If OP was a man, then the spider beat the Pussy to the bed ;-)

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falcon1987 10

The spider ate the cat, thats how! Does OP live in the amazon?

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Rosebudx 32

Even spiders need some loving attention once in a while. I'm sure he appreciated the attempt at affection, however misplaced it was.

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BMTHsuperfan 18

I don't think love is an emotion any spider can feel or appreciate.

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falcon1987 10

Loving attention from my size 8 boot to the face!

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andits 21

Yup time to burn somethings like the house perhaps

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greeneyebeauty9 28

How did you get a cat confused with a spider? surely you'd feel the covers move when the cat would have went under them. then again you may have been too sleepy to function. either way, FYL.

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olpally 32

That's terrifying! Wow. Run like hell!

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cakefete2 30

They love when you run. To them, it's like foreplay.

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macystar 14

#39, every comment I've seen you post has been ******* fantastic.

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