By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 477
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Australia where else

HowAreYouToday 34

why don't you take those puns and shove them up your butt

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thatonegirlnic 10

You cat to be kitten me right meow

HowAreYouToday 34

why don't you take those puns and shove them up your butt

J_Kertz 14

#1 You realize those puns were used on an FML like yesterday...

Puns get you nowhere on this app.

On the previous FML your comment got negatives, good job on this one

Jelbeztok 17

Puns have to be both clever and original to get upvoted on this site.

BeforeItWasCool 12

I groaned in exasperation for at least a full minute. That's a new record.

You know who's good at those? Neoplasm.

Australia where else

caohm 18

I hope you caught and got rid of it or you will probably never sleep again.

In the spider's head: "you remember when you threw a shoe at me and I fell on the other side of the bed? I remember too"

beelee1988 13

I think it's time to move somewhere else.

And I think it's time to burn down the house to...KILL IT WITH FIRE! FYL OP

" I saw a spider in my bathtub so, I got a tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down."

jonahwalzer 12

Thats a awful way to wake up! I feel so bad for you OP!!!

Wow these are the shitty first comments i've ever seen even including my own

Was this comment solely for the purpose of attention?

BeforeItWasCool 12

42- Was yours?

I'm not going to lie I really really thought this was going to get down voted

ikr they are retarded

Omfgitsmia 15

I can't imagine a spider being as smooth and furry as a cat.

Huntsman spiders might beg to differ.

most tarantulas beg to differ, including my own :)

Omfgitsmia 15

I've never touched one. Too afraid.

the spider was cat sized... how did your cat not eat it.. sorry, I'd burn the bed

Op should either grab a vacuum and suck it up, or my favorite, if you're man enough, get a tissue, light it up and very gently burn the.house down

wait I'm confused how or where do you place the tissue

it must have been jealous of the affection the cat got that's why it killed the cat and went to bed with op

Because OP lives in Australia

You'd burn the bed, I'd burn the whole house just to be on the safe side. Edit: @19 sorry I didn't see your comment till now. Great minds think alike?

Tom and Jerry: Tom finally kills Jerry.

#28- Correction: If OP was a man, then the spider beat the Pussy to the bed ;-)

The spider ate the cat, thats how! Does OP live in the amazon?

Rosebudx 32

Even spiders need some loving attention once in a while. I'm sure he appreciated the attempt at affection, however misplaced it was.

I don't think love is an emotion any spider can feel or appreciate.

Peter Parker disagrees.

Loving attention from my size 8 boot to the face!

andits 21

Yup time to burn somethings like the house perhaps

How did you get a cat confused with a spider? surely you'd feel the covers move when the cat would have went under them. then again you may have been too sleepy to function. either way, FYL.

olpally 32

That's terrifying! Wow. Run like hell!

They love when you run. To them, it's like foreplay.

#39, every comment I've seen you post has been fucking fantastic.