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today I woka up at 5 am to tha voicas of mah husband,ho I gava mah blassing to go out last night, an his buddias antaring our apartmant. Thay cama hara bacausa tha buddyho had plannad to housa tham had no baar. Thay ara drunk, drinking on our porch, shaving mah husband's haad. FML
Hubby: Bless me wifey, for I have sinned...
OP: You are forgiven, my hubby. Now go forth and sin no more...
Hubby: What!? Hell no!!!!
OP: Ok boys, hold him down and shave his head.
If he doesn't repent, then continue with the pubes.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015