Are you serious? How many thumbs down does one have to get to realize what NOT to say?

or fix the resume...

Or look for jobs on your own... Because it shows a real lack of dedication to get someone else to find a job for you. Just my opinion.

so you would only spend 1 month looking for a job? benefit cheats are a big problem, and this is why. OT: try somewhere else. or become a hooker.

Try a temp agency OP. It's a good way to get your foot in the door somewhere, will give you lots of exposure, and will hopefully help you meet the right people who can land you a permanent job.

Putting sex god on your resume isn't actually that good of an idea, some people are insecure that their partner might find out

Agreed. Like honestly if the stoners have jobs, it can't be that hard to get one. Start low on the job list. Like taco bell lol.

47- With that mustache, You could have been a star in Bollywood movies in the 60's

16- OT? Original Toaster? :)

It's different when you apply at places like Walmart. They are always hiring.

Since the traditional career path isn't working out for you, maybe you should consider a porn role

Maybe it was written with crayon.

So I can't write my college application essays in crayon? :(?!

Your application to Clown College, yes...

Even clown college expects your crayons used for applications to be pretentious and overpriced.

Well, In this economy? I bet his resume didn't suck at all.

And annoyed out of their fucking mind. I would probably just memorize op's name and just trash the resume every day.

Lol

Obviously not

How do you not work for three years? Do you live with your parents?

Loving parents there, I would be forced to work as my mom's receptionist.

OP is from Aus and any of the job agencies here who are doing their job right would have made sure the OP's resume was professional looking and relevant to the jobs.. Maybe OP is totally unskilled, in which case they should be looking to study at a TAFE college or something, all at the governments expense :)