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Man or woman?

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6192) - you deserved it (32643)

On 05/25/2012 at 2:29am - misc - by Karate Kid (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Something tells me that you aren't the chosen one...

#1 - On 05/25/2012 at 6:02am by Sinamoi

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don't mind me as i use my special technique to click the YDI button

#4 - On 05/25/2012 at 6:08am by Pentium_4

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