Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
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Top comments
Gunplay 6
What a douche, dump his ass.
DocBastard 40
He didn't forget you. He CHOSE to forget you. Big difference.
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Comments (118)
cameron50055 9
Sucks, sorry OP
tpreston 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm sorry, this is really crappy of me to say. But "I woke up in hospital" makes no since. Bad grammar. Honestly, talk to him. Try to explain that your his first priority
DayAndNite 8
Your grammar is worse than the FMLs; it's sense* & you're.
lolandstuff 8
You know you're a shitty person if the FML Team corrected you.
MrNiceGuy569 18
I was gonna say ?
918jacob 8
Who brought you to the hospital
TalkingTowelTim 0
He probably called 911 and then left, being the dick he is.
ohmandapants 17
She said he forgot all about her. Some random person probably saw her there and called 911.
gladstone123 5
Oh it was a plan to get rid of OP!
JoHan55_fml 7
I think you mean "who brought you to hospital" I'm surprised no body else caught that. In the FML that is.
godofswag 6
hopefully that's the only thing the person did unless it was a girl then that's hot
cypherwars 15
holy lord.... what a heartless man!
918jacob 8
Who brought you to the hospital
Gunplay 6
What a douche, dump his ass.
nslurve 4
Yeah! That solves every problem, right?
Gunplay 6
Tables turned, how would you feel and war would you do?
venusvsmars 2
You know, nslurve, there are, in fact, times when a break up is warranted (like now,) even though it goes against your hipster commenting motto, where you and everyone else MUST insert your oh-so-different opinion on what you think is a mainstream comment.
ohmandapants 17
30- it sure as hell solves this problem. He's uncaring and left her for dead ( a bit exaggerated, but it's an expression). There is no talking things out. It's not a fight they had. He just left her after an accident. THAT warrants a break up.
duke56924903 11
Shock happens. It might not have been about him being a douche. If he went into shock he might actually have not known she was there.
sarbear293 4
That's terrible! Glad you're ok though!
stevenmer 2
I think that's his way of saying "get off bitch!"
stewy133 10
Hahahaha
chillertech 3
Wonder if her was wearing the shirt. "If you can read this the bitch fell off."
stevenmer 2
She was probably wearing one that said Crazy Bitch
Dadothy 8
You should dump him! If he really cared about you he wouldn't ditch you.
yayayaa 0
When someone is going through an adrenaline rush a part of the brain switches of to all reasoning. So it probably wast entirely his fault
xxmirandapandaxx 14
Idk why people are thumbing you down. The story clearly stated the crash triggered adrenaline and be went off in a foggy state. Neither op or the boyfriend were in good condition. Why blame him?
rae_munchkin 6
He probably thought you were dead and fled the scene, Dump Him!!!
bugsfunny 0
That's what i thought too, she shud dump him fast!
rae_munchkin 6
Depending on the laws in China he could have gotten criminal charges for leaving the scene of an accident. If I were get and I could, I would definitely press charges.
jacob4592 0
He didn't do it on purpose he was in a state of shock! Ppl always want to get money out of others gezzz
stevenmer 2
I'll be there in march XD
kyrosk91 6
Although I understand adrenaline rushes, if he truly cared about you, some sort of protective instinct would have kicked in as well.