Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML
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boomstick
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Good for him, fucking a woman who can't wipe properly. Get away from his dysentery-riddled dick ASAP.
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FYLDeep
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So break up with him. I don't know why it seems like girls are attracted to cheaters.
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JmZ_fml
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His loss
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IVANTTOCOME
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If the panties don't fit, you must acquit. Worked for OJ
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kiltsaresexy
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If he likes girls that shart their drawers, then let him bask in her skid- markyness. You're better off without him.
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XelaKJK
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All I have to say is that this is a pretty "shitty" situation :)
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DishHeads
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ewwww so you tried them on !???!??
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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65: I can't even begin to explain the stupidity of that statement.
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jewban
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68 I know this is off topic bit I absolutley love your hair color! is it natural?
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ColetteL
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Why do you consider him finding panties an act of cheating? Grammar fail.
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jckbco
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holy crap you are CUTE (and clever) :)
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Laura123456789
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I agree with 68... HAHAHAHAA
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fistnazal
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Your boy friend is a doo doo chaser
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phapho88
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make him that shit stain right off
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BakNBitz
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I think you are missing a verb...
I just accidentally _____ the whole Coke bottle.
I just accidentally _____ the whole Coke bottle.
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Zeppelinman311
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hoofed? lol
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Gravitex
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lmfao!!
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WeirdUp
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family bomdin is fun!!
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n8equalsd
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Yes, I enjoy bombing families as well.
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lovemysnubber
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no way 2 other people that like bombing families?!? I thought I was the only one!!
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TheBananaTheif
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THREE people.
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NaCheezIt
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4 fer sure
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boomstick
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Good for him, fucking a woman who can't wipe properly. Get away from his dysentery-riddled dick ASAP.
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
maybe she likes it in the butt and maybe he has a poo fetish so he doesn't have her wipe cause it's a turn on
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boomstick
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All the more reason to run far, far away.
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Mr_Zachary
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28: i am sensing a defensive quality in your comment! should we be worried?
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jazlon21
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ewe!!!shit stains!!!cheats with a bitch who can't wipe her own ass...yuk!!!!!
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AnaDarkAngel
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YOUR BOYFRIEND IS DISGUSTING....HE SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST HAVE THE BALLS TO CONFESS HIS DIRTY DEADS INSTEAD OF "GIVING" YOU DIRTY UNDERWEAR!!!
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theshocker09
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nice shirt! i saw them in concert a little over a month ago
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sloppyflow
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agreed #7 plus, let alone cheating with girl who can't even clean herself properly is somewhat more disturbing. just saying
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Emmy_m92
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dirty deads?
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sassypants93
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57- Yeah he keeps dirty dead people in the closet.
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sassypants93
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Mine are clean...
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clintmaggard
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heyyyy
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FYLDeep
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So break up with him. I don't know why it seems like girls are attracted to cheaters.
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SkyEatsJack
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Deep I agree completely.
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starile
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Girls could be attracted to any guy, unbeknownst to them if they're a cheater or not. OP, dump his ass.
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Discombobulated9
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Girls like bad boys?
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sassypants93
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They don't know that they are cheaters when they start dating them! If they do, then it is their fault. I would much rather go out with a nice guy that treats me right than a bad boy.
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f3rD1
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that's what they all say...
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ttorigibson
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Girls like cars & money.
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IVANTTOCOME
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Maybe he wore the panties.
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WankersCramp
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that would have been a better lie
"No I'm not cheating, I'm just a sick sick human being"
"No I'm not cheating, I'm just a sick sick human being"
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acevu
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Get even and shag the sitter
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b1acksharpi3mark
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Or sag the shitter?
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nice pic....
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perdix
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Lose some weight and wash off the skid marks. . . have a holly jolly!
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Tikwichka
| 5
I thought it was fake tan lines. I'm holding on to that thought - nicer mental images...
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penguinazul
| 13
What if the underwear is too big? She simply said they don't fit, not that they were too small. BF might be a plumpa-humpa!
Now this is going to start comments about how all fat people are nasty, lazy slobs who don't wipe their asses. Stereotyping starts.....
NOW!
Now this is going to start comments about how all fat people are nasty, lazy slobs who don't wipe their asses. Stereotyping starts.....
NOW!
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CANNIBALx
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omg fat people are nasty, lazy slobs who don't know how to wipe their asses. it's disgusting
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Pawned71
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so true ^
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penguinazul
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See, what'd I tell ya! XD