Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got mad at me because after he told me that when I'm not going anywhere to stop putting on perfume, I told him I wasn't wearing any. I took a shower this morning, my hair is still wet. When I tried to explain this, he got pissed and said that I just needed to accept when he told me I was wrong and shit. FML
Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, my dad told me to knock it off with my "stupid gangster walk", saying it made me look like an idiot. I didn't have the balls to admit I'd sharted my pants and was awkwardly waddling to the bathroom to clean myself up. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
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Top comments
CaptainCola 7
Just be like "it's your breath, stop talking and maybe it will stop smelling so bad around here..ooohhh burn!!" Eh I got nothing...
luismyl 6
Hey he is being honest
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Comments (47)
luismyl 6
Hey he is being honest
cheesypies 6
You can always count on parents to be blunt.
Suchagoonnn 4
A minute? That means he was tolerating the smell for that long. He's so polite
DrMime 10
If OP's name is any indicator, I'd suggest eating less potatoes. Or perhaps shower after harvesting in the farm!
BarDownDaily 12
Better him telling you then someone else!
Jonkbaby 23
if you are a man he should know what a man smells like. if you are woman, time to bring the pain
xXPurpl3Xx 0
You heard the man, take a shower. Not that hard :P
shift_love 13
58, why would a father dance with his son? Unless it was perhaps a 2 father family.
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
"I'd rather smell bad than like dad..." [:Problem?:]
antart3 18
How did this get past moderation??
CaptainCola 7
Just be like "it's your breath, stop talking and maybe it will stop smelling so bad around here..ooohhh burn!!" Eh I got nothing...
DrMime 10
Neither do 'eye' ='( *OP's name* If you eat them, you'll understand.
CaptainCola 7
Eye-See what you did there DrMime Respect.
Climaxx 11
Aw, I don't get it, & google won't tell me ):
Climaxx 11
Oh wait, nevermind.. Typed too soon -.-
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
It's called deodorant op. works wonders.
tweetbaby14 18
Your picture works pretty well with your comment and the FML.
Annies 20
Deodorant doesn’t always work...
maddyyghee 6
Ouch :/ sucks to hear that frm someone so close too u
smelly_turtle 2
Literally.
jonriise18 3
True. However it's much better to find out from a family member when you're home than to go out in public with all that stank!
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Even worse is being told you have morning breath.
AssassinsCRB 0
Rather it a stranger?
MathewBlack 14
Sucks to hear it from anyone..
RockstarRN 10
Better to hear it from him than a stranger!
nathanc3433 7
Yup honesty is the best policy
BlueHue 0
I agree with honesty, it's always nice to know what someone really thinks, as long as they are sensitive about it and not doing it with malicious intent. I'd rather know I smell bad so I can fix it than not knowing and make everybody have to smell me, then possibly talk about me behind my back...
StoryOfTheYear 15
Not quite as awesome as Terry Crews telling you that you need some Old Spice.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
P-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!
HollowSanctuary 7
Go shower then, can't be hanging out smelling like road kill
cBlackout 13
Here's a solution - take his advice.
RawrzIIshScareh 0
Soap works wonders.
DrMime 10
So does Tu Yung, my female masseuse!
GoW_Chick 15
Does she give you happy ending?
DrMime 10
Nah, she's Tu Yung for that...
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Gotta admit, DrMime, that made me giggle.