By Anonymous - 19/10/2019 18:00

Baby, You Can Drive My Car

Today, I had a bad and very unenthusiastic one night stand and tried to quietly order an Uber while she was getting dressed. Turns out, she's an Uber driver and being as she was in the area, the alert came over her phone. She was furious. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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You deserved it

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By 008GGG | 14

#7852474 - Saturday 19 October 2019 19:40

I could be mistaken, so someone please correct me if I am... but don’t Uber drivers have to check in and be online if they are “on the clock” and available to drive? Why would your date have been online at that point in time?

By timinator5000 | 27

#7852487 - Saturday 19 October 2019 20:47

Well considering she was already online and accepting ride requests, I think it's safe to say neither one of you had a good time.

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By mfranks19891989 | 3

#7852456 - Saturday 19 October 2019 19:05

I think you acted like a chicken. You should have just told her the truth, that the date was unenthusiastic and you don’t think you 2 would be a couple. She might not be happy about it. But it’s better then running away.

By 008GGG | 14

#7852474 - Saturday 19 October 2019 19:40

Sagar Nair | 9

#7852510 - Saturday 19 October 2019 22:50

Yeah you have to be online in order to get rides. Most likely she went online right before she got ready and was planning on making some bucks.

By Kennethtaylor377 | 12

#7852478 - Saturday 19 October 2019 20:01

But did she drive you home? lol

By RichardPencil | 27

#7852485 - Saturday 19 October 2019 20:35

I'm sure that ride home was...

...wait on it..,

Uber-awkward.

How many stars did you give her, and which ride did you rate?

By timinator5000 | 27

#7852487 - Saturday 19 October 2019 20:47

Well considering she was already online and accepting ride requests, I think it's safe to say neither one of you had a good time.

By lj2000 | 4

#7852497 - Saturday 19 October 2019 21:51

Always drive to the one night stand so you can run when she’s crazy. These hoes can’t he trusted.

By bosniangirl27 | 21

#7852536 - Sunday 20 October 2019 1:35

She can’t be mad at that because for her to get the notification she would have to been online. Thats how she got the notification. So she was looking to leave too

By bl3ur0z3 | 17

#7852549 - Sunday 20 October 2019 3:44

Why? She was logged on to take jobs.

By mas12806 | 21

#7852556 - Sunday 20 October 2019 5:26

Since she was getting dressed, you had finished. What exactly did she expect afterwards?

By Sheila Deville | 13

#7852565 - Sunday 20 October 2019 7:44

it is far better to lay with one person 1000 times than it is to lay with 1000 people once, this and many other scenarios are the proof of truth in that statement