Today, my dad told me to knock it off with my "stupid gangster walk", saying it made me look like an idiot. I didn't have the balls to admit I'd sharted my pants and was awkwardly waddling to the bathroom to clean myself up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at Tae kwon do practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear." He did this in front of all my classmates. FML
Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
Today, at the ripe age of 29, I pooped my pants. It was a little diarrhea and I had expected it to be a fart, so I quickly had to grab my shorts, waddling to the bathroom, commando. FML
Today, my mom told an entire room full of people about the time I almost died from severe diarrhea as a toddler. When I told her that it was embarrassing, she simply told me to “grow up”. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML
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Top comments
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Makes you wonder if the wearing your trousers halfway down thing is so that other gangsters can check if you have clean underwear on.
sonasonic 34
At least you looked like a badass idiot.
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Comments (21)
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Makes you wonder if the wearing your trousers halfway down thing is so that other gangsters can check if you have clean underwear on.
Dragon1248 12
I found the truth is that it shows a man is available to bottom for another male during sex... :/
sonasonic 34
At least you looked like a badass idiot.
emeraldarcher74 30
Can I call you the Shitstah Gangstah?
chuka81 27
Why did you shit your pants?
LucyLollipop 22
He *sharted* his pants. There's a subtle difference there. Sharting is when you think you're innocently farting and it ends up being more than you expected. Beware, it can happen to anyone, anywhere, and always when you're least expecting it.
HoofHeartedBro 14
Never trust a fart
Rozay333 36
This happened to my brother like 2 days ago haha. He said it'd before too. Makes me wonder... lol
GrumpyGrinch 23
WOW, didn't know how to vote. Sure, FYL for having a problem, but this is more a FGangster'sL as the way the swag guys walk really looks that! Or... maybe... we have discovered the reason for it?
buckdharma 38
You broke the code of silence. This makes you a stool pigeon.
sweetbliss3 37
it happens. there was already shit everywhere, so you should have just walked normal.
Moskaaa7 26
I guess it's safe to say you didn't choose the thug life.