jriese444
United States
Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
2gewd4u
United States
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
IHateMySister
Kirke-hyllinge, Denmark
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Anonymous
Charlotte, United States
Noped out
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
thanks sis
Reading, United States
Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
Anonymous
North Easton, United States
Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML
Crapped
Get on with it!
Today, I shat myself, all because my little sister spent two hours trying to make a TikTok video in the one bathroom we have in the house. FML
Anonymous
Sudbury, Canada
If it's brown, let it float around.
Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML
awkwardpineapples
Birmingham, United States
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
poop
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
lactose intolerant
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML
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helper420 0
Period?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I can't decide if she's using too much or you're using too little.
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bugmenotmofo 34
That is nasty.
kainpwnsu 19
Yeah, nasty on the side of @jriese444 or the sister?
Sarajean32 5
My relatives do the same thing. I feel your pain FYL.
imaginaryvoice 18
Check your neighbors' trees
moop256 10
Ok mabye op works for fox network and like everyone on that network they don't have an anus. And that's why everything fox says is full of shit... And that children is the meaning of Christmas
sr101998 0
Or her ass
CH1CKEN_FL1PPEN 4
Is op saying he hardly wipes?
FarSide 23
WTF is YOUR problem 40? Just change the channel and you will feel better. Then go wipe your ass.
moop256 10
I can't 56 I lost the remote :(
Feklfekl2222 32
If OPs a guy he should know women always use more toilet paper.
ogatasan 5
Mud butt. Gross
reaganomics 6
Quick question: How the hell do you go from this fml to a haters montage on Fox news?.....well since we now plug in random stuff I just got a great Dane that eats small children
thiscrazything 1
I got 2 Great Danes that eat gators and the UPS guy(s).
TheDrummingResul 0
Worked up much?
kurlyfries222 0
Nasty for who...we don't know which one has issues...he's either blocked up or she's got the craps...
mduffy08 8
Really? Really? Liberals cannot bite their tongue for one ******* minute on Christmas on an FML post about wiping ass? Really? Somehow you bring the conversation about fox news, and then make it an bias lie? Go **** yourself, and Merry CHRISTMAS and a happy ******* new year.
ashtonkay 7
Clap cl-clap.. Yup. Clap cl-clap.. Yup. She got a donk.
cjzolo2 5
2nd
fjretsel 1
Does she take it in the ass?
Benelli_SkM 0
Probably.
J0gby 0
Why do you care, it's not like you're getting any anytime soon.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Piss! Piss out mah ass!
boohbah1789 0
Rofl
SillyFart 7
I don't wanna see the mess she left in that bathroom
monkeysareyummy 0
Or the stink! Hope you have fabreeze OP..
hellbilly205 17
Febreeze*
cameron250f 0
I'm pretty sure she is just wrapping herself in it and pretending to be a mummy.
fighterofwar 5
*Sigh* Spelling Nazis. :(
graham11 14
She probably went tp-ing. Either that or OP needs more fiber!
hellbilly205 17
Sorry everyone always gets me when i spell something wrong just returning the favor.
monkeysareyummy 0
I* ;)
graham11 14
141- forgive and forget. He's apologizing, so chill you ******* nazi.
helper420 0
Period?
NotAPedo 0
Nah, OP just forgot to mention that he only ***** once a month.
xk75 4
And doesn't wipe when he does!
graham11 14
Comma? Okay that was just a dumb attempt at a joke. *slaps myself across the cheek*
BeefyQueef 5
She has the heaviest flow I've ever seen!
SomeBossOnHere 5
I bet you don't wipe... :) Or she has the major *****, either way... Nasty.
thisisafunnyname 12
or he's a MAN and wipes with his hands... a very ****** up man.
Honestly_Lainey 21
Are we talking bra-stuffing or you know, "bathroom use"? I guess it doesn't matter. Either way, that's kinda sad.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Do people really stuff with toilet paper? I'm flat and not even I stuff!
LaughinStock 16
21 I can always count on you to be on a thread that has to do with any topic on breasts or relating to them.
Gamaryn 0
Either that, Or she was making toilet paper sculptures.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#28 Hey, #8 is the one who brought the topic up. I wasn't the one to bring it up this time. And if I seem obsessed, it's because I have BDD and talk sh*t about my breasts. Like seriously can't stop talking sh*t about them.
MrSexyPants 14
Maybe she was playing Mummy!
nerdsgetmehot 23
Woooo, down-votes. Vote away because I have issues with my body!
underguarded 20
#112 Quit while you're ahead.
distantrelatives 0
Maybe she hits blow
nerdsgetmehot 23
#128 Whatever, dude. I just find it rude that someone would down-vote me because I admitted that I have body issues. I'm just being honest.
Dommon 7
toilet monster!!
JenDanielle917 13
Maybe she had a long ride getting there?
elite_stoner 0
bad ass cat man, nice head piece Mr. Cat
Caitlyn2 0
She must love toilet paper. Did she bring any with her?
blondebrunette11 4
Well some people eat toilet paper...?
blondebrunette11 4
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