Miscellaneous: Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today... - FML

By jriese444 - 23/12/2011 15:45 - United States

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML

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By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 00:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

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By thanks sis - 22/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Reading

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2013 11:26 - United States - North Easton

Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML

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By Crapped - 10/06/2021 20:01

Today, I shat myself, all because my little sister spent two hours trying to make a TikTok video in the one bathroom we have in the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 07:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML

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By awkwardpineapples - 08/01/2015 03:13 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

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By poop - 03/04/2013 18:45

Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML

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By lactose intolerant - 28/01/2019 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML

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helper420 0

Friday 23 December 2011 19:06

Period?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 23 December 2011 19:22

I can't decide if she's using too much or you're using too little.

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mic203 2

Friday 23 December 2011 22:20

Tranny jerkin' off.

Nwthatzfunny 9

Friday 23 December 2011 22:21

kick her out

Rainchikmoo 6

Friday 23 December 2011 22:22

Maybe mother nature is giving her a visit...

LoveBenLinus 3

Friday 23 December 2011 22:36

While me and my ex were going through our divorce he commented to me that he was saving money on tp now that I was out of the house. Charming man.

adelephant_fml 12

Friday 23 December 2011 22:40

She's probably a nester.

Rasetsu 10

Friday 23 December 2011 22:48

She probably has her period then.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 23 December 2011 22:53

I don't use more toilet paper when I'm on my period, but maybe I'm just weird.

aprilchick70 6

Friday 23 December 2011 23:22

Omg... my mother in law and sister in law are the same exact way. My mother in law went through a Costco sized package (36 huge rolls) in 2 1/2 weeks when she was helping us move. I don't know what they do with it all.

aamanda78 1

Friday 23 December 2011 23:33

Now the question is are you male or female. Male then of course she does. Female then yea understand fml...I had a roommate like that!

nowayisthisreal 4

Friday 23 December 2011 23:35

You sound like a cheap, intolerable dipshit.

RainWind 0

Friday 23 December 2011 23:46

Women are the reason Charmin stays in business. My girlfriend uses five times more toilet paper than I do.

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