Poopoo peepee and Kids: Noped out

Noped out

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 00:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

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By crybaby - 28/06/2016 17:54 - United States - Seattle

Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML

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Can't take my eyes off you

By silverscrescent - 22/08/2020 01:02 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML

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So sweet

By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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Stinky

By Carolina R-h - 18/06/2019 16:30

Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML

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The Bathtub Incident

By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Shidding and farding

By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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What happened here?

By Lisa - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML

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Poor good boy

By they don’t die they multiply - 16/11/2021 08:02

Today, after an emergency, my sister’s kids had to spend the night at my house. While I was asleep, they absolutely trashed my place top to bottom. In the morning my sister came in, said, “Wow, what a mess! Bye!” without offering to help clean up or make her kids do it. They drew on my dog. FML

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LappDance 16

Monday 23 September 2013 9:05

Would that be considered a shit and run?

JellyBalls 18

Monday 23 September 2013 9:03

Your sister?

Comments

JellyBalls 18

Monday 23 September 2013 9:03

Your sister?

AbstraktThoughts 13

Monday 23 September 2013 9:03

No shit.

JellyBalls 18

Monday 23 September 2013 9:05

Does sarcasm not ship to your area?

Sea_shelle 12

Monday 23 September 2013 9:06

Nice process of elimination, there

JellyBalls 18

Monday 23 September 2013 9:10

Unless you were you being punny...

fsomelife 26

Monday 23 September 2013 11:13

#3, may want to read more carefully next time!

Ian7890 23

Monday 23 September 2013 15:42

Thats not sarcasm... at all. An example of sarcasm would be,"Your sister seems like an awesome person!"

simplysarcastics 26

Monday 23 September 2013 16:35

He was answering op's question. Where he said guess who had to leave. He said your sister which was being sarcastic. It was funny to me #1

simplysarcastics 26

Monday 23 September 2013 16:38

Me myself I would have blocked the door and told her ass, she's not going anywhere until she cleans that shit up. Sister or no sister thats bad parenting, and being a bad sibling as well.

rykothechubby 5

Monday 23 September 2013 9:03

Bitch.

TheGreatAlexande 12

Monday 23 September 2013 9:14

True, the solution, however, is simple; scoop it up, place it into a box, and mail it to her. It should have a very nice odor by the time it arrives.

Cazz91 21

Monday 23 September 2013 11:14

Not unless that kid had the *****... Scooping shit up isn't always in solids.

Jiplo 18

Tuesday 6 May 2014 5:06

It is also important to make her pay for damages. White rugs don't tend to go well with "color."

LappDance 16

Monday 23 September 2013 9:05

Would that be considered a shit and run?

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Monday 23 September 2013 9:17

most definitely. I true shitty situation.

tman1985 9

Monday 23 September 2013 19:51

ITS A CRAP!!!!!

Rah_Charles 14

Monday 23 September 2013 9:05

Such a cruel thing /:

VectorFields 9

Monday 23 September 2013 9:07

She just forgot to buy a souvenir for you, so she made one on the spot. At least, you know this one comes from the deepness of her child's love for you.