Today, I woke up to people in the parking lot screaming "everybody wake up". They've been doing this at 7 every morning since I moved in 3 months ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML
Today, a group of protesters set up just outside my residence hall at one in the morning. After an hour of chanting, the police finally told them to stop, and I was finally able to get some sleep. The protesters responded by pulling the fire alarm in every residence hall on campus. FML
Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML
Today, just like every workday for the last 6 months, the construction workers in my building made loud noises in the morning and woke me up almost 2 hours before I would otherwise have to get up. This will continue for one more year. I'm not a morning person, and I live in a protected historical building. FML
Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows for 30 minutes straight. FML
Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
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kaprookie 3
Throw eggs at them, brick shaped eggs, made of brick.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
OP you should wake up at six and find somewhere to sit while hiding your paintball gun. Whenever they start yelling take out their happy sacks. Continue each morning. It's not like you will get any sleep either way.
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Comments (184)
matthewbrazier 0
HAHA FIRST
kaprookie 3
Lol you're a twat.
xlord 27
You sound like someone who goes to a special school
CRiiSPY_fml 0
GTFO...
Streeet_hayley 6
They clearly have no life considering they get up everyday at 7am just to do that.
matthewbrazier 0
Wow what the **** it got deleted.
kaprookie 3
Throw eggs at them, brick shaped eggs, made of brick.
gntfmlingnow 12
I see what you did there.
MrLookAtThere 10
I think it's time for the problem solver, *takes out chainsaw* meet my good old friend, Rusty.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
OP you should wake up at six and find somewhere to sit while hiding your paintball gun. Whenever they start yelling take out their happy sacks. Continue each morning. It's not like you will get any sleep either way.
_cassandra__fml 4
#30 has the right idea. Condition them to hate it.
rawrkittyrawr 6
Sneak out, find there car cut the breaks, install nitro, make the nitro pressure sensitive on the driver side seat, make popcorn and watch the show.
mfjkr 10
Buy an airsoft gun
BadBoyz90210 0
29 - you forgot to mention to also grab the hockey mask!!!
LiyIa_fml 8
This is one of the reasons why, I'm lucky to be a heavy sleeper. I like 30's idea:) Also, wake up earlier and stalk them to see where they live, then monitor their habbits to figure out when they sleep and aprox when they wake up. Then do the same thing to them, only you should yell and bang pots and pans together. Or just call the cops! :P
devans00 14
I was thinking a good old fashioned dried clay brick. No need to get fancy.
ShakeMeDown 12
That's what salvia will do to ya.
eurostar710 11
Call the police?
btnhdude 0
I prefer using a either a bb gun or an airsoft rifle, with a decent scope and fps. No muzzle flash, keep your lights off and stay hidden. That's if your willing to accept whatever the outcome is.
Happiness2Joy 3
Open the window, throw water bottles at them, and yell "SHUT THE **** UP BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!" And just continue throwing stuff at them until they leave, if they don't just go right ahead and call the cops.
dre_bro11 12
114, your story would have made sense, except, If OP calls the cops after throwing stuff at people, she is just as easily at fault.
croso88 5
That's why I own guns....
radiocaf 29
that comment is made of win. "Brick shaped eggs... made of bricks" Lmao.
breuhh 0
Goodmorning sunshine!
SirObvious 1
Go out there at 6am and tell everyone to wake up, teach those bastards a lesson. You know....if they live there as well.
chickenfriedCG 0
Op needs 5 hr energy, for a better, more awake morning an no jitters...
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Man if I was you I would have walked to them punched then in the face with a good fist and go back to sleep
GoingCommando93 14
Solution: call the cops and file a noise comlaint. Also, it took you -3- MONTHS to post an fml about it. Silly nilly, I find this to be a combo. Ydi for doing nothing. Fyl that his happens everyday
boredblonde 17
there's one solution...buy a gun, and use it.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Because killing someone for waking you up is totally worth raping the rest of your life with a stick. Totally.
boredblonde 17
its called taking a joke
rallets 23
we dont joke here >:( jokes? on the internet? i think not! this is serious business
auzzrage 1
buy a BB gun and use it >:)
ohxdamnxkay02 12
#16.. i think its worth it. (:
bizarre_ftw 22
25 - too true! NOW WHERE ARE MY PIE CHARTS YOU S-*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!* And Don't Forget It! Got It?! :)
LuxAeterna_fml 0
What?
seeinghourglass 0
You must be from the south.
Daralea 21
20 -_- there is nothing funny about murder. That's how my grandmum passed away. -plays the dead meemaw card-
iam_yummylicious 12
I think murder is hilarious.
hannahcorrine 0
At least it's not earlier. And just talk to them and ask them to stop nicely.
mozeltov 7
...
holybuckets 0
Well that's no fun..
ChloroformPanda 21
Verbal solution =/= YouTube grade violence
HeyImJuli 3
Well, THATS no fun!
PinkiePie_fml 14
7 am waking up in the morning..
crinx034 0
Gotta get fresh gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl gotta have cere- *gun shot* finally!!! We're free from that nightmare!
hailphire130 0
68-Do you have any idea what you've done?! We don't want a zombie Rebecca Black running around, singing and eating brains.
bizarre_ftw 22
Sure we do! While her mouth is full she can't sing (assuming she could before) and when our brains are gone we can't hear her! It's the perfect solution!!!
bizarre_ftw 22
Or someone could just get her hooked on drugs like the rest of Hollywood. Imagine the songs then!
Oritsuru 13
#77. I'd imagine the songs, but I fear if I did, something horrendous would happen, not sure who it'd happen to, or when, however.
holybuckets 0
Her new song is not as terrible as Friday. But still not good.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
throw anything you can at them
shadow33456 1
You should release 7 lions...at 7...trained to eat them
lhamil64_fml 5
Is it the same people every morning? If so, you could try reporting them to either your landlord or the police. I'm not entirely sure if it's against some law, but it could be considered disturbing the peace or something. It wouldn't hurt to try reporting them and see what happens.
auriane_fml 19
I was also wondering why the OP didn't report them or do anything else. If someone was waking me up everyday at 7 am for the last 3 months I would wake up at 6 and get them back.
ankoku 2
I think that's actually true, during certain hours of the night and early morning loud noise is considered a disturbance of the peace, it just depends on when the designate times are
crownlogic 25
OP might have tried to report it but certain cities don't file all noise complaints. People I know and a few of their neighbors gotten together to try to register a noise complaint against the trash collecting company that comes every morning around 5am for the company building behind them but the local police said it wasn't illegal and the only thing they could do was ask the people to come at a later time.
maszaros 9
I think it has a lot to do with intent. The trash company was performing a service, whereas these people are actively and knowingly disturbing the peace. I think OP has a case against them. Of course OP might be reluctant to contact them for other various reasons... It's beginning to sound a lot like one of "those" neighbourhoods.
LaUruguaya 11
"those" neighborhoods? What is that supposed to mean?
KayleeXLoVe21 0
Haha, thats me doing that.
hatesfate 6
Oh that makes it okay then... We still blame your parents for copulating with a sibling though...
KayleeXLoVe21 0
You really think im serious? Lmao. I get up at likee 7:45 myself for classes when they start at 8. Lol. Goodness, people take a jokee.
hatesfate 6
Jokes are supposed to be funny...
auriane_fml 19
she said: haha. I guess that was the funny part.
schaflava 0
KayLee took her pic while ********. That's classy baby!