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By Yellowsmellow - 22/09/2016 17:57 - Canada - Windsor

Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML

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Today, I discovered that it doesn’t matter where I move, I will always wake up at 5 a.m. to the sound of construction directly above my ceiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 00:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML

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By tnh - 17/11/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 18:37 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, and the 4 months preceding it, my neighbors had been remodeling their house, which meant jackhammer noises every morning. The one day they take a break, my other neighbor decides to start a remodeling project. It'll only be two more months of this. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Oakville

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML

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By whirlednews - 23/04/2012 02:01 - United States

Today, I'm at home sick and someone is moving into the apartment above ours. Judging by the sounds and level of noise, they seem to be opening some sort of woodworking shop. FML

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By Anonim23 - 25/06/2019 00:15

Today, I finally decided to go talk to my upstairs neighbour about the loud banging noises he makes every single morning around 8 a.m. It worked. Now he starts at 7 a.m. FML

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By LH0026 - 06/08/2011 09:28 - United States

Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML

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creditless 14

Saturday 15 October 2016 5:06

I hate to break it to u but... they're not rearranging their furniture... not on purpose at least :-p

SecundusSecunda 27

Saturday 15 October 2016 5:10

Like another commenter implied, I very much doubt they are rearranging their furniture.

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KyoshiroT 32

Saturday 15 October 2016 5:02

How many times do you need to rearrange your furniture? Two times should be enough. Also 6 A.M? FYL.

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 15 October 2016 6:34

Two times rearranging the furniture would be enough for some people, but I think most people enjoy doing it more.

vreid 20

Saturday 15 October 2016 5:03

"The ceiling is our stage and we are dancing across it. A floor is but a movie screen to project the mind's eye"

creditless 14

Saturday 15 October 2016 5:06

I hate to break it to u but... they're not rearranging their furniture... not on purpose at least :-p

ekajwueezed 6

Saturday 15 October 2016 5:07

tweak tweak

emeraldarcher74 30

Saturday 15 October 2016 5:07

Who the **** rearranges furniture at 6 am every morning?

SecundusSecunda 27

Saturday 15 October 2016 5:10

Like another commenter implied, I very much doubt they are rearranging their furniture.

captain_hero89 22

Saturday 15 October 2016 5:15

I read that it's good for the feng shui to do it at 6am

KingKralj 31

Saturday 15 October 2016 5:31

I doubt they would rearrange their furniture at 6 am... they would be doing something else ;)

trucker2 33

Saturday 15 October 2016 7:32

I'd be sticking me a post-it note on someone's door.... Please refrain from ******* with the furniture till 9am.. Sincerely 6:00a.m. Cereal killer..NOT

cfojo 19

Saturday 15 October 2016 9:13

They're having sex OP. Let's not beat around the bush here, guys.

mariri9206 32

Saturday 15 October 2016 9:42

You should find what the noise laws are in your area and/or apartment complex. I'm not 100% sure what they are for Ontario, Canada, but I think your neighbors may be in violation of them if they're making that much noise at 6 AM as I believe most noise ordinances are in effect from 10PM to 7AM on weekdays and 11PM to 8AM on weekends. So I would definitely find out what they are and have a friendly talk with your neighbors about it first. If it still continues, then you should complain to your landlord and/or local authorities.