By Tony - 18/10/2011 15:10 - United States

Today, I woke up to people in the parking lot screaming "everybody wake up". They've been doing this at 7 every morning since I moved in 3 months ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 141
You deserved it 3 078

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Throw eggs at them, brick shaped eggs, made of brick.

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

OP you should wake up at six and find somewhere to sit while hiding your paintball gun. Whenever they start yelling take out their happy sacks. Continue each morning. It's not like you will get any sleep either way.

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massacreman3000 1

check noise ordinance in your area. if they are violating them, let the polive know it happens every morning at 7

Maybe you should invest in soundproof windows?

jpmc808 1

You should buy some C4 then set it off when they do it again. But that'd be pretty costly, and illegal. Nevermind, I like the 'brick-shaped eggs made of brick' idea better.

The first thing to do if it already hasn't been done is to speak with them and ask them to stop. Next check city noise violations. Also find out if they live in the building (if an apartment) If they do report them to management, if they don't and refuse to stop call the police and make a report

Uhhhhhh why the hell are you wining? Call the cops or something…

here's the solution- go to bed earlier. I'm a genius.

Bently24 6