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Show it anywayLol, call to get the cars toad. Make them pay for parking on your lawn and avenge your plastic pink flamingo... You know. If you had one.
Poop in a bag and leave it in their car. Shit left in a hot car will smell like death for hours.
Anyone else think of the movie Open Season and throwing rabbits. Poor, cute, little fella's :(
Any chance you were educated in a american public school?
Not said to op said to 9#
I have to wonder if the house next to yours is just cursed, or if it's the whole neighborhood.
I'm guessing they won't be getting a 'welcome to the neighborhood' muffin basket then...?
Here is your one chance to go and explain nicely that they are parked on your lawn, (just to state the obvious) and make friendly with them. Fresh start & all that. Not everybody is an arsehole, could just be an honest mistake.
Lol 45!
Time to give them their "welcome to the neighborhood tow job." I wouldn't stand for someone parking in my lawn. It leaves marks and can make some nasty holes if it's wet.
They probably didn't mean anything by it , they might of just run out of space to park their care , op should still send a welcome basket just to be nice
Speak to them about it and if they don't move it, plan your revenge.
I'm thinking tacks in the grass should suffice.
Lol there's many ways that could **** up, but would b epic if you pulled it off.. All 4 of their tires blow simultaneously , they get out to check what it was and get their feet full of tacks.. Double win lol
Practice painting on their cars. What's on your land is yours.
Yeah, no it's not. Call to get the cars towed, or talk to the neighbors about it. Painting on them would be vandalism.
You can always call the cops. It is YOUR lawn.
That seems a little extreme, considering that they've only done this once....
they might just be parked to help move in, as in extra family members or something? it's wrong I know but it might be the once and they might apologize if op says something to them :)
Lol 23, they're parking on his lawn. Barring some strange land division where they could somehow mistake his lawn for theirs, they are being completely, incredibly ignorant. I'd have them towed without a second thought
Have them towed. :)
I don't think there is any point in going into full front attack mode right away. Go and speak with them first and find out why they did this. They might have a reasonable explanation (and apologies) and you could avoid yourself another ruined neighbour relationship. If they are responding like assholes, then by all means f*** them up :)
Your argument would be reasonable if their cars were parked in OPs driveway. However, they are on his LAWN.
75 - So you're saying it's okay to park my car on somebody else's property without permission, as long as I only do it on certain parts of said property? That's stupid.
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! Nice tie-in with the classic Eastwood gun as a username by the way. Kind of surprised I'm first to comment about it.
Ask them nicely not to put their cars on your lawn in the future. If they can't respect you for that, land mines.
I think this goes up there with that sentence that ends in ”potatoes” just because you didn't expect it.
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I'm guessing they won't be getting a 'welcome to the neighborhood' muffin basket then...?
Have them towed. :)