By 44magnumtime - Canada - Oakville
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
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  zandalee  |  19

Here is your one chance to go and explain nicely that they are parked on your lawn, (just to state the obvious) and make friendly with them. Fresh start & all that. Not everybody is an arsehole, could just be an honest mistake.

  Zoh_Aubrey  |  8

Tell them that YOU don't mind them parking on your lawn, but your multiple, murderous personalities ain't having that shit.

Then bark in their face. They'll never even look in your direction.

  onlychildFTW  |  33

Time to give them their "welcome to the neighborhood tow job." I wouldn't stand for someone parking in my lawn. It leaves marks and can make some nasty holes if it's wet.

  MrSarary  |  26

They probably didn't mean anything by it , they might of just run out of space to park their care , op should still send a welcome basket just to be nice

  cameron194  |  9

Lol there's many ways that could fuck up, but would b epic if you pulled it off.. All 4 of their tires blow simultaneously , they get out to check what it was and get their feet full of tacks.. Double win lol

  emilyjgraham  |  34

they might just be parked to help move in, as in extra family members or something? it's wrong I know but it might be the once and they might apologize if op says something to them :)

  TinyGiant  |  4

Lol 23, they're parking on his lawn. Barring some strange land division where they could somehow mistake his lawn for theirs, they are being completely, incredibly ignorant. I'd have them towed without a second thought


I don't think there is any point in going into full front attack mode right away. Go and speak with them first and find out why they did this. They might have a reasonable explanation (and apologies) and you could avoid yourself another ruined neighbour relationship. If they are responding like assholes, then by all means f*** them up :)

  Zomg_Okay  |  26

75 - So you're saying it's okay to park my car on somebody else's property without permission, as long as I only do it on certain parts of said property? That's stupid.

  Mearemoi  |  14

Actually, I think #75 was saying that #70's argument would be reasonable had they not parked their car on the lawn. Instead of parking on the lawn, why didn't they park in the driveway? At least then, it wouldn't be destroying the lawn or whatever.