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Today, I went to the eye doctor and they used dilating eye-drops on me. After I left, my vision was still pretty blurry. I walked to the subway and when I went to step onto the train, I missed and my whole left leg got stuck in the gap. The train was delayed 10 minutes because of me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51510) - you deserved it (5111)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by kraussy (man) - United States (New York)

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Although you are pretty lucky the train didn't go off and tear your leg off along with it.

#1 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:08am by Roadrunner21

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You ought to be praising god that the train didnt leave without you. I dont understand why you're bitching that they were nice enough to stop.

Today, i got stuck in the gap between the subway and the walkway and the subway took off and ripped off my left leg. FML

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#2 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:08am by suaveneanderthal

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