Stuck

By kraussy - 04/05/2009 06:28 - United States

Today, I went to the eye doctor and they used dilating eye-drops on me. After I left, my vision was still pretty blurry. I walked to the subway and when I went to step onto the train, I missed and my whole left leg got stuck in the gap. The train was delayed 10 minutes because of me. FML
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Roadrunner21 0

Although you are pretty lucky the train didn't go off and tear your leg off along with it.

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suaveneanderthal 0

You ought to be praising god that the train didnt leave without you. I dont understand why you're bitching that they were nice enough to stop. Today, i got stuck in the gap between the subway and the walkway and the subway took off and ripped off my left leg. FML there's an fml

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Roadrunner21 0

Although you are pretty lucky the train didn't go off and tear your leg off along with it.

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suaveneanderthal 0

You ought to be praising god that the train didnt leave without you. I dont understand why you're bitching that they were nice enough to stop. Today, i got stuck in the gap between the subway and the walkway and the subway took off and ripped off my left leg. FML there's an fml

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RoryStorm239 0

technically, the train WOULDbe leaving with her ;D

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eb0ny 15

I've read this comment 10 times. I can't stop laughing.

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anon12_fml 0

Just because OP's leg wasn't ripped off doesn't mean this isn't an FML; I'm sure that wasn't the most comfortable position to be in for ten minutes

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Wileypube 0

Today, I went to the eye doctor and they used dilating eye-drops on me. After I left, my vision was still pretty blurry. I accidentally boarded an airplane instead of the subway. Moments later I was suited up for a skydive and tossed out of the plane. When I pulled the cord a tire came out. Luckily, a great white shark broke my fall. I had to wait 10 minutes in the water before boarding the rescue boat. FML See, Mr. Magoo is waaaaay funnier.

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dirtyhippie 0

That must have been a scary situation. It might have been worse but still, like #7 said.

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rigorouswolf 0

Lol how stupid can you be to step in a gap. Even if your vision is blury, its a ******* gap

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Peachy2392 26

Dilating drops don't make your vision blurry unless its an item that's up close. So unless he was on his hands and knees, even then its a GAP, he should have been able to see the gap just fine. Say the drops did cause blurry vision; if your vision is so poor you miss a decent sized gap, how did you make it there in the first place? I think OP is embarrassed he missed and is using the drops as a cover.

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