I didn't know when your foot fell asleep it affected you that badly

15, only if your a pussy

How was your trip?

have a nice fall

you're waiting for a train... you don't know where this train will take you, but it doesn't matter... cause we'll be together... Inception ftw

man up !

Should have taken those hip hop classes that dudes girlfriend was teaching. I'm sure you could have danced your way to the train without using that foot. But you may have been mistaken for a drunk and wound up at an AA meeting. Either way at least you would have caught the train.

YDI for having a fat ass booty!!

oooohhh now i get what pins and needles means haha i thought it was literal

OP was not meant to be on that train...

haha, clever #74

Yeah. OP is probably lying, getting pins and needles at that exact time is unlikely, it doesn't affect you THAT BAD, and the train must've just arrived and unless it was a subway it'd probably stay for a few minutes. Just be glad you didn't fall in the tracks. ;)

umm I think it's a saying that your foot fell asleep

no 7, someone had snuck several sharp objects into OPs foot without him noticing duh

hahaha yea I think that's what happened xD

I agree with 7 but 16 is funny lmao

Underpants gnomes expanded their business model to pins and needles into feet.... profit increased 30%

yeah but whats the second step??

31. only 30% OP must have small feet

Step 1 - needles in feet Step 2 - ??? Step 3 - Profit 30% increase in this economy is a great turn around

but there's still the mysterious second step...

Most CEOs don't even know the second step. call up coke or pepsi ask that their 2nd step is

ah I believe the second step is marketing

Marketing would go before needles in foot. not after

I just googled it no one knows the second step :(

Don't worry, I didn't get it either...

hahaha 31 what are you smoking? xD

60, it's some damn good stuff I'll tell you that, I need some for myself

#31 south park!!!!! tweak! xD

looks like I need to invest in underpants gnomes.

36- step two would be waiting,

procrastination? what?

waiting until the last second to do something you need to do

Where's this "my friend" and why is he so funny?

duhhh my friend's the OP! ha...

ok then. *that, my friend, is hilarious

OP should just take the Weaslys' flying car.

lol, thank you for that.