Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
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Idonebeenhad
| 17
owned
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Garyy_fml
| 11
I didn't know when your foot fell asleep it affected you that badly
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dolphincheddar
| 10
15, only if your a pussy
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IceeCreamm
| 7
How was your trip?
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imosim
| 0
have a nice fall
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gbreck
| 0
you're waiting for a train... you don't know where this train will take you, but it doesn't matter... cause we'll be together... Inception ftw
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WellThatSucksMaj
| 0
man up !
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juicedboi
| 7
Should have taken those hip hop classes that dudes girlfriend was teaching. I'm sure you could have danced your way to the train without using that foot. But you may have been mistaken for a drunk and wound up at an AA meeting. Either way at least you would have caught the train.
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Jownz345
| 3
YDI for having a fat ass booty!!
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gottaluvisabella
| 0
oooohhh now i get what pins and needles means haha i thought it was literal
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diceplaya
| 12
OP was not meant to be on that train...
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Ardee_fml
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haha, clever #74
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UnicornHunter
| 12
Yeah. OP is probably lying, getting pins and needles at that exact time is unlikely, it doesn't affect you THAT BAD, and the train must've just arrived and unless it was a subway it'd probably stay for a few minutes. Just be glad you didn't fall in the tracks. ;)
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BaconDave
| 12
The question is: how did you get pins and needles in your foot?
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sieera00
| 8
umm I think it's a saying that your foot fell asleep
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dolphincheddar
| 10
no 7, someone had snuck several sharp objects into OPs foot without him noticing
duh
duh
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sieera00
| 8
hahaha yea I think that's what happened xD
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Sniper3000
| 0
I agree with 7 but 16 is funny lmao
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enonymous
| 8
Underpants gnomes expanded their business model to pins and needles into feet.... profit increased 30%
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imosim
| 0
yeah but whats the second step??
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dolphincheddar
| 10
31. only 30% OP must have small feet
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enonymous
| 8
Step 1 - needles in feet
Step 2 - ???
Step 3 - Profit
30% increase in this economy is a great turn around
Step 2 - ???
Step 3 - Profit
30% increase in this economy is a great turn around
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imosim
| 0
but there's still the mysterious second step...
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enonymous
| 8
Most CEOs don't even know the second step. call up coke or pepsi ask that their 2nd step is
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imosim
| 0
ah I believe the second step is marketing
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enonymous
| 8
Marketing would go before needles in foot. not after
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imosim
| 0
I just googled it no one knows the second step :(
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IdontWanna69
| 8
Don't worry, I didn't get it either...
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ComaStance
| 0
hahaha 31 what are you smoking? xD
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dolphincheddar
| 10
60, it's some damn good stuff I'll tell you that, I need some for myself
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ladiesman219
| 4
#31 south park!!!!! tweak! xD
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partyfool2011
| 4
looks like I need to invest in underpants gnomes.
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suxs4ulol
| 22
36- step two would be waiting,
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TheMasticater
| 9
Hahahaha this puts a new meaning to the consequences of procrastination xD
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Leftieswillrule
| 3
procrastination? what?
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TheMasticater
| 9
waiting until the last second to do something you need to do
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sieera00
| 8
tht sucks for the person ):
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peachesbeach
| 0
that my friend is hilarious
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Garyy_fml
| 11
Where's this "my friend" and why is he so funny?
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peachesbeach
| 0
duhhh my friend's the OP! ha...
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peachesbeach
| 0
ok then.
*that, my friend, is hilarious
*that, my friend, is hilarious
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FightingTheStorm
| 0
Hogwarts changed its mind about you.
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Garyy_fml
| 11
OP should just take the Weaslys' flying car.
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reggicm
| 0
lol, thank you for that.
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Ugi
| 26
That must have been a really hard seat or you were there one hell of a long time! Hope your wait for the next one was shorter!
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kiaralove53
| 0
Should have hopped :p
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kiaralove53
| 0
Should have hopped :p
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rhpsfan9
| 10
Ouch that sucks, hope you got your money back
duh