Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML

by wtf / 11/29/2010 at 11:05am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

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  • make love to the babysitter, that will show them.

    #5 - On 11/29/2010 at 12:57pm by thatdudeguy

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  • Is he or she hawt?

    If so, you know what to do. Turn the babysitter into your own personal ho.

    #10 - On 11/29/2010 at 1:04pm by perdix

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