By wtf - 29/11/2010 16:05 - United States

Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 216
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make love to the babysitter, that will show them.

perdix 29

Is he or she hawt? If so, you know what to do. Turn the babysitter into your own personal ho.


that sucks

Ah ha ha... I don't blame them tho. If I had a teenager, I would be having visions of parties, and the house being destroyed when I got home. Sucks for you, but it would be hard to enjoy yourself while worrying about that...

too bad you aren't a dude with a chick for a "babysitter" being paid to fuck? yes

well get an escort service and have her dressed as a babysitter and enjoy!

KiddNYC1O 20

What 55 said.

55 and 77, OP is a girl dumbass. How would a girl bang a girl. Is the sky in your worlds purple too? with rainbow gumdrops when it rains?

Heh. Keyword is BABYsitter, u big 17 year old baby, I just want to pinch your cheeks:)

persianjr1 7

slay them

for one, how can you guys tell op is a girl? and for two my parents have my older brother check up on me when they go out....I'm 18.

UofLCardFan08 6

"by wtf (woman) - United States" should give you a clue.

Unless they scissor or something?

I'm 19 and my brother is 15. When my parents went on a cruise they upheld curfew and has people check on us to make sure we were home. they also told the neighbors that if they see any strange cars in front of our house to call the police. oh and they also left on my birthday.

tjv3 10

Hot babysitter sex

Flammin8 0

rise up and slay them!

KingDingALing 9

Yeah! Slay them with your imaginary cock!

agsilver 14

Well, think of it this way, one more year and you can have sex with the babysitter!

Well you are still just a kid...

UhhOhCece126 0

Exactly. Your parents can't leave you home alone for a long period of time anyway, your still a minor. It would probably be different if you were 18. but that still stinks, sorry.

lovemysnubber 0

personally I don't think 17 is "just a kid" if he's never been in trouble before he's probably more mature than normal 17 year olds or doesn't have the balls to get in trouble. regardless I think he shoulda either been able to go with his parents or stay home alone

Stop being a stereotypical old person and realize that not every kid is an irresponsible loser. A 17 year old is not a kid. It's so annoying to constantly be told you are say kid when your that age because you aren't.

First of all number 90, 24 years of age does not constitute me as old. Secondly, judging by your response, point proven. A 17 year old still has the mentality of an adolescence. if you still act the way you do now in 7 years, then you're still immature and have not learned much, however, you can mark my words: you will think differently when you're my age or older.

I love that you think you're more mature than everyone because you're 24.

I never said I was "more mature than everyone" stupid.

But you very clearly implied it. I would like to ask how standing up for herself proves she's immature? I thought it was a pretty good response and that you're simply acting like too much of a jerk to acknowledge it. My point is, many teenagers are mature enough to not be classified as "just some kid." You're 24, and not nearly as wise as you seem to think. Just my two cents...

17 is way too old for a babysitter, and do you really think 18 is going to change much seriously?


make love to the babysitter, that will show them.

BrzlnBrwni 0

I totally agree x2222!

Or just say the babysitter sexually molested you :D

get some from the babysitter. crisis averted

WeirdUp 0

thatis so fun isnt it like a free pristitute

carcinogan 0

how untrustworthy are you? YDI for doing stuff to make yourself untrustworthy

OP said they never get in trouble

Not getting into trouble doesn't automatically make a person trustworthy. OP could be incapable of getting himself to school on time, making his own meals, etc.

perdix 29

Is he or she hawt? If so, you know what to do. Turn the babysitter into your own personal ho.

SkyEatsJack 4


A hoe is a garden tool.

grammar Nazi alert

zexy27 0

14, a hoe is a gardening tool. A ho on the other hand. . .

kenjiisown 1

A ho is a sex tool.

mind_geek 15

*Spelling Spetznaz

Almightynegro 0

Have Sex With The Babysitter && Then Blackmail Them. They Can't Tell Your Parents If You Leave Or You Tell The Stranger Danger Babysitter, Haha

It's probably not so much a matter of trusting you as it is a matter of wanting to make sure you're protected. There are plenty of freaks in this world.