Today, my parents told me that they had joined a local club. Proud of them for going out of their comfort zone to make new friends, I googled the name of the club. I'm sure they'll make some lifelong friends at their first swingers club meet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I introduced our parents to each other, and they seemed to have already met somewhere, so I asked them about it. At first they seemed shifty, then guilty, then admitted everything. They’ve actually known each other for decades as part of the same swingers group. FML
Today, my wife and I drove to the other side of the country to attend a swingers party where we thought no one knew us. So did my parents. FML
Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
Today, I found out that my prude wife, who has given up on anything remotely sexually exciting, has been researching swinger clubs. I found out when she “accidentally” texted me a Vice article on the subject. FML
Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML
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Top comments
TheOneTC 8
You should only worry if they start having club "meetings" at the house.
megapeyt 17
You did want them to get out more often, now they'll just get around more easily.
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megapeyt 17
You did want them to get out more often, now they'll just get around more easily.
AliSama 17
#1 mind your own business. #2 make sure they know what the club is about and they did not misunderstand the name. Shoot - sorry comment #1 it was not meant to be a reply to you. I am sorry for this! i have no idea who it did it!
hellbilly205 17
They could of signed up because they wanted to go who knows...
Tdrizzzzzly 19
47- thank you for your service for our country!
hellbilly205 17
Thank you for your support!
emmagillespie24 11
I'm sorry.. What is swingers?
AlexM42 5
63- you know people who like going to the park and playing on the swing set. Or sometimes relaxing on bench swings on their porches.
emmagillespie24 11
Oh, ok. Thank you! But why would they need a club to do that?
ShyAnn29 15
It's a club where a couple meets other couples to have sex with
emmagillespie24 11
Oh. Wow. Ok. Thanks.
ShyAnn29 15
81, you're very welcome
Chunkylover76 4
49 - It sounds like OP's parents will be getting a lot of support and servicing from many other people!!
jfarrow9703 11
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astralvagan 20
Everyone needs new friends..... But you never know, they might actually enjoy themselves....
beachchick9498 5
They might enjoy it a little too much...
TheOneTC 8
You should only worry if they start having club "meetings" at the house.
unknown_user5566 27
If they started hosting the "meetings", I bet OP's friends would suddenly become A LOT more interested in stopping by the house.
gc327072 31
25- I seriously doubt they would want to see some older people getting it on.
ScaughtieHolden 11
This reminds me of that commercial with the guy who discovers his parents are swingers and drives into a deli that makes great baked ziti.
chellyX92 8
At least they are still making friends. In a special way. A special creepy kind of way.
honeybadgerr 9
Lol at first I thought swingers club meant like a swing dancing club.. But when I read your comment it made me second guess that thought because swing dancing isn't creepy.
tsent8 15
Swing dancing? More like DIRTY dancing. rowrr
akallaan 7
Maybe they're bored with their sex life or want to learn new techniques. You never know.
turkturkington 13
...I don't think he WANTS to know, either...
Cainicide 5
Next thing you know, they're in gangs shooting up heroin.
lorraineald 7
Parents are always getting into trouble. If you don't keep your eye on them they'll be sneaking out of the house to get to parties.
brackaman 18
Betcha didn't know your parents swing that way did you?
klorehore 24
I know a couple who does something similar to swinging, and they're a really happy couple who's been together for many years. Even though it's not for everyone you should let the people who decide to live like that do their thing, even though it's awkward being your parents and all.
ShyAnn29 15
I've heard that there are a lot of very happy couples who are swingers
SortOfSexy 4
At least they're having fun.
speckledots 29
Just avoid bring your family to the club day.