Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Today, my dad and stepmom insisted on having a babysitter stay with me while they go off on their 3-week vacation. I'm 22 and work full-time. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are in trouble because they left me home alone for almost two weeks (I'm 16) and my Karen neighbor found out and called social services. FML
Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML
Today, I woke up to see my neighbor's 5-year-old daughter next to me. She said good morning and handed me a note from her dad saying that I owe him and he's cashing in. So, I'm babysitting as her parents escape to the Bahamas for two weeks. My annual two week vacation starts today too. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, my dad is threatening to have my mom arrested for reckless endangerment because she and my stepdad left me alone for a month while they went on vacation. I'm 24 years-old. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my parents, my two sisters and their significant others went on a vacation and dropped their children at my house without ever asking me. I'm single, live alone, and can barely make ends meet, and they know it. FML
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thatdudeguy 0
make love to the babysitter, that will show them.
perdix 31
Is he or she hawt? If so, you know what to do. Turn the babysitter into your own personal ho.
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Comments (164)
chickie12 0
how old was the babysitter? lol
shawbee 3
I live in Iowa!!!:D
namehere401 0
so you hook up with her
KyriannaS 0
I feel ya dawg, my parents don't let me stay out past 10 p.m. on the weekends and I'll be 18 in a month. ridiculous. and I've never been in trouble either.
greekgal44 14
if the babysitter was 17 and a hot guy, i wouldnt be upset ;)
komo66 4
U don't know what cold is till u go to Canada
burnsie22 5
How hot is the sitter?
merrielp 13
Do the babysitter
dnjohns 3
Hey! I'm from iowa too! Lol
agree 3
how old does a babysitter need yo be if the "baby" is 17?