By isuckatlyfe - 20/09/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was excited to see my ex-girlfriend. We had broken up while I was in Iraq and I wanted to try to get her back. I spent my first day back looking for a place to live while her and her new boyfriend got it on as I slept. I had chosen that apartment for us and paid for that bed. FML
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i hate when women do this to soldiers. you knew what was expected of you and you still married/dated one and caused trouble with other guys. what bitches. /grew up in military town, will NEVER understand this

She could at least have had the consideration to not fuck her boyfriend while he was in the apartment.

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poorly worded

All of the FMLs are poorly worded. Also, not to mention fake aswell. OP: Well, if you pay for the bed, you do kinda pay for the bed... Why? Did you have to pay more cause they spoiled the sheets?

#39: There are a lot of people in the military that are smarter than you are. I can guarantee that I am one of them Anyway, why didn't you just kick the f***ers a$$?

I don't think he meant people in the army were stupid but that OP was stupid and had no other option but being a soldier. Actually you can't justify what he said, it comes out sounding rude. Anyways... OP you broke up with her and have been in Iraq, did you think she would wait when you set her free? Also... I was not sure what the last part of your FML was. It sounded like she was at the apartment you guys had originally bought and fucking the guy she is dating. You aren't her boyfriend, you no longer pay for the apartment, and though you bought the bed when you break up with someone they do not have to give the gifts back. Grow some.

I agree w/ #39. I was in the Air Force. I worked and lived w/ grunts and jar-heads. Most of them are there for a handful of pretty simple reasons. The OP is a douche for getting an apt for 'them' the first day back. It's not like they 'used up' the apt or the bed. Time to put on your 'big girl panties' and get over her. Go back to school. Your sentance structure is attrocious, er... really bad. Gonna really hurt your employment options.

why dont you try having a little bit of respect for the people who put their life on the line so you can make idiotic comments like that.

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and you sir can suck a giant cock for talking shit to someone who protects the freedoms you so take for granted.

This is why I live in a cardboard box.

i love you.

Dude, you broke up. You didn't expect her to stay single did you?

She could at least have had the consideration to not fuck her boyfriend while he was in the apartment.

Wow..that sucks.

i hate when women do this to soldiers. you knew what was expected of you and you still married/dated one and caused trouble with other guys. what bitches. /grew up in military town, will NEVER understand this

Totally agree with you here. My current boyfriend is a soldier and his last girlfriend cheated on him the entire time he was deployed. I don't get it at all.

The FML doesn't say that she cheated on him or anything, though, just that they broke up and she has a new boyfriend now. And we're not told why they broke up, so it might not necessarily be because he was in Iraq.

Women tend to be fickle and somewhat evil... and they don't like being lonely, either. The fact that military men get screwed over is definitely sad, but not really surprising.

LOL? 'Women tend to be fickle and somewhat evil.' Clearly you're a douche, women are no less evil then us men - At least women have the balls to say "Yeah, this won't work because I don't like long distance." I bet half of you guys would stay with a deployed woman and fuck around with random chicks until she got back. :P

your trying to disprove a broad generalization, by making an even worse one, wow, you are an idiot

oh like guys in the military dont cheat on their wives...please.

#68 I don't know but do think they would really have a lot of time to cheat? and with whom? not to stereotype but Women in the military are generally tough as fuck whether she works on the computers or on some special tactical unit. I would probably not cheat on my girlfriend with a girl that could pump my eye shut. Just saying I can't see military men cheating when deployed especially as much as hardcore haircuts at the clubs..

Not all military guys are in the middle east...I dated someone that went to guam...massage parlors were very popular single or not. Guys get just as lonely and horny as girls.

That was confusing.

ouch... that sucks... lol #2

Find a new place or kick her out.

YDI for going to Iraq.