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Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

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you're a ass

#1 - On 07/25/2010 at 1:08pm by SexiAmber1990

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YDI. Why do you throw rude comments at random people on the street? God.

I must admit, he made the perfect reply.

#6 - On 07/25/2010 at 1:12pm by Fop

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